mexican navy

another word for turd, euphenism for turds in the toilet.

I sunk the mexican navy after my Taco Bell lunch.

by velvy May 9, 2007

mexican headlock

A sexual position whereupon the woman lies on top of the man, on her back. He enters her anus in a reverse cowgirl position, then she lies back and he pulls her legs high up around her head with his forearms, and links his hands behind her head. This forces her head forward and her legs back uncomfortably, in the "mexican headlock."

Dude#1 How did you get on with Candi last night?

Dude#2 Awesome! She was just as adventurous as she is on screen - I even managed to get her in the mexican headlock!

by the purdatron March 3, 2008

Mexican Forklift

noun- A hand truck, dolly, or any number of manual conveyance methods with similar intent to a forklift, yet lacking internal combustion or electric automation. A cheap and entirely undeserved jab at the industrious nation of Mexico and its inhabitants\expatriots, yet ubiquitous nonetheless.

Bill slipped a disc trucking a xerox machine with the mexican forklift.

by Ian December 23, 2004

mexican tourister

(alt.-"turista") a black hefty bag stuffed full of one's worldly possessions, typically a few shirts, and odd effects.

When Mikey got evicted he bought a new set of Mexican Tourister and bagged everything and split.

by manks dawbs May 1, 2004

mexican shower

step 1: put on water
step 2: wet hands (soap not needed)
step 3: splash armpits
step 4: wipe
your all done... go on now, have a good time!!!!

last night i got home late so i tool a mexican shower

by crazydevilsgirl May 4, 2005

Mexican Blowtorch

To Dab Cotton into lighter fluid and then put it on a man's dick and light it on fire

linda gave me a mexican blowtorch

by Seagulls Of Satan September 27, 2008

Mexican Toolbox

Act of masturbating by slamming a toilet lid onto your erect penis.

Dude! I just walked in on Kyle doing the Mexican Toolbox in the bathroom!! It was awesome!

by Cinco de mayo toilet party October 25, 2011