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tainted knuckles 

Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.
Damn! I'm going to have to wash my hand.I got tainted knuckles.
tainted knuckles by wolfbait51 October 23, 2011

Go The Knuckles 

A term used to describe having to fight someone with no other options left
"There were 3 or 4 guys that had me backed into a corner so I had to go the knuckles to get out of there"
Go The Knuckles by NSP81 May 6, 2007

holy fuckles its knuckles 

the best phrase a human could use
what if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said
"holy fuckles its knuckles"

knuckling up

major shrinkage of a man's penis to the size of a finger between two knuckles
Wow it's cold out, I can barely see my dick, it must be knuckling up.

I don't have a micropenis, it's just knuckling up!
knuckling up by Nasbaby December 17, 2010
A surname
Genrally that of one who is an avid gamer and has unrealistic dreams to create them.
Is generally a dickhead, and no one like him, some however pretend (feeling sorry for his lack of friends)
Can be a nice guy, but when in the presence of another stupider dickhead he can get wild.
WARNING
Do not v. A knuckey in any, ANY form of video game, you'll get your ass kicked.
"Who's that weird guy trying desperately to get some attention?"
He's a knuckey dont worry you'll get used of him"
Knuckey by Snowmen4dayzzzz June 22, 2016

Foot knuckling 

The art of inserting ones toe up whatever orifice, all the way up to the hilt
Shit me mate......he stuck his toe right up to my tonsils - the dirty low down foot knuckling son of a bitch
Foot knuckling by Burtonez September 12, 2009