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Jerk Wagon

When a group of males all masturbate while in a conga line formation.
Man A: what happened last night?
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..
by Weeesnaw July 6, 2010
mugGet the Jerk Wagonmug.

Shadow Jerking

Shadow jerking refers to the act of individuals (usually male) who masturbates while watching someone (usually female) on camera during a live stream on a social media platform (e.g., Discord), without revealing themselves on camera.
I'm telling you, she had no idea some viewers were shadow jerking during her late-night Discord stream.
by Mechmonkey64bit April 4, 2025
mugGet the Shadow Jerkingmug.

Jerk a jiz

I am so horny I bet I could jerk a jiz in 10 seconds.
by Ndnzfan January 25, 2018
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Jerk

the term "jerk" refers to a sex maneuver in which the female participant queefs on a piece of beef jerky, and then gives it to an unsuspecting male.
Yo bro, do you think that skanky bitch emily jerked all over this beef jerky?

Yeah bro, totally.
by SexGod92821021 August 3, 2023
mugGet the Jerkmug.

schrodingers jerk session

def

When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows
Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session
by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024
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Jerked-up

To be in the condition of a careless and reckless person
He's always jerked-up... He doesn't even say hi when he sees me.
by itishwhatitis March 17, 2024
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A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.
Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!
by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 15, 2024
mugGet the A blue ball circle jerkmug.

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