Dirt Nut

A commonly known dirty person with the qualities off the male ball sack ..

Chick1: She just licked my face and I enjoyed it!
Chick2: Eww you dirt nut!

by Clitorusondra September 12, 2009

martian dirt

occurs when period blood drips onto a females anus. derived from the phase "when the red river runs, take the dirt road."

"dude I heard when mikey when to smash Jessica she had a bad case of martian dirt he still smashed."

by pvtDouglas March 24, 2019

Joe Dirt

When you smoke a joint, blunt, cigarettes, etc...
All the way through, with out ashing it.

“So you gonna ash that before you pass it?”

“Nah, gonna joe dirt this bitch”

by Fgod May 24, 2018

dirt hermit

A person who enjoys licking, fingering, fucking or in general, playing in assholes (human, animal or other).

Example:1 Watch your ass around that guy, he's a dirt hermit.
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!

by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016

Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under

Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt

by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023

dirt stash

A thin layer of pubetic hair above the top lip

God, jimmy has a dirt stash... It looks like he smeared shit all over it

by Big boyqqwweeerr September 07, 2016

Dirt-tantiful

A suntan that ends up just being dirt that washes off

“I was complimented on my tan but when I got home and took a shower it was actually just dirt that washed off, it’s just a dirt-tantiful skin bronzer”

by Franleen January 05, 2024