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Going Home Celebration 

1.(n.) Funeral.
A very sad event. This term is popular amongst some religious people who believe in the afterlife (i.e. - the person's soul is going back home to heaven).
Sister Rachel: Will you be attending Sister Lana's Going Home Celebration, Sister Beverly?
Sister Beverly: She passed? God bless her soul.

Detroit Home Invasion 

When a man dumps a bowl of glass shards into his partner’s (preferably a female’s) vagina and proceeds to dropkick the woman repeatedly until she orgasms.
Never go to the city of Detroit, unless you’re prepared for a Detroit Home Invasion.

stay-at-home Charlie 

A common phrase in Hertfordshire, England, this jocular compound is virtually synonymous with homeboy, though with perhaps more couth-potatoey connotations.
I'm too much of a stay-at-home Charlie to go travelling in my gap year.
stay-at-home Charlie by anycon April 4, 2005

sock it home 

insertion of the penis fully and completely, in its desired destination
it didn't take much encouragement for me to sock it home
sock it home by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

Til the balls come home 

A fairly uncreative, but slightly more satisfying variation of 'Til the cows come home.' It gives you an excuse to say 'balls' and this definition provides a reference if anyone calls you out for it. This is legit, person being shown this definition by someone you just heard say 'Til the balls come home.'
'How late do you have to work tonight?'
'Literally all goddamn night. I'm going to be at work until the balls come home.'
'That's not a saying.'
'Sure it is. Check urban dictionary.'

Spider-Man: No Way Home 

ok so I watched this movie twice at the cinema and let me fucking tell you this it was absolutely fucking AMAZINGGGGGGF brooooooo GO WATCH IT IF U HAVENT ALREADY!!! (No spoiling pls if u have) I have no words I am beyond flabbergasted and and and and and and uhhmmm YEAHHH IT WAS SO GOOD UGH 😩😩😩😩 *cums*
Me: Yo bro you seen the new Spider-Man: No Way Home ?

Uneducated Bitch: Um? No? What’s it about?

Me: *drags her ass to the cinema and makes her watch it WITH 0 DISTRACTIONS*

Her: OMFGGG UT WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT UR A LIFE SAVER MAN OMG I DONT THINK ID LIVE OR SURVIVE WITHOUT SEEING THIS HOLY BRO!!! *cums*