flying penis

What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located fore & aft) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.

Hey Dennis, check out the flying penis near those buildings over there!!!

by Telephony September 28, 2013

I don't give a flying fuck

I don't give a flying fuck is a combination of words you say when you don't care about something.

Person 1: I just ate some mac n cheese

person 2: I don't give a flying fuck

by Oceeandude April 27, 2022

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the ultimate truth in the universe. It is the central point of worship in the religion commonly known as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism or Pastafarianism, according to which it is The Creator and Overseer, watching our lives and our world, changing them as it sees fit, by use of his most holy noodly appendage.
Incredibly, this ancient religion was not well-known until its rediscovery in 2005 by graduate student Bobby Henderson. He shall live on forever in the afterlife next to the Beer Volcano. Due to this incredible rebirth, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is now one of the world's most edible and fastest-growing religions

I am a part of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

by funnyfunnygal August 31, 2009

Flygon

The coolest fucking pokemon ever! He is a dual ground and dragon type that was introduced in the 3rd generation of pokemon. Because he can fly and is based on a dragonfly he should be four types (dragon, ground, bug, & flying). The overused pokemon Garchomp is often considered to be a better version of Flygon, however unlike Flygon, Garchomp looks stupid and is usually used by nubs. When used by the right trainer Flygon can be a boss and could OHKO most pokemon with an earthquake attack. The only other pokemon that could possibly match Flygon's awesomeness is Gallade.

Pokefan 1: Hey dude, I was thinking of making a dragon team or a bug team.

Pokefan 2: Are you going to use your Flygon?

Pokefan 1: Fuck yeah!

by Carlito12 October 2, 2011

National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 30, 2019

Flyf

Abbreviation for the words "Fuck Life". A term used to express one's distress towards undesired happenings in life.

Example 1:
Larry: "homie, i can smell suttin raw, i think u stepped in some dog shit yo"
Bryson: "Aaaaaaaah, hell naah, Flyf mayn!"

Example 2:
Leroy: "Yo Bruh, im bout to kick yo ho ass"
Walker: "Flyf"

Example 3:
MC Skittlez: "Im bout to drop da hottest shit on the block"
MC Daggaman: "Wass it called?"
MC Skittlez: "Flyf Mixtape Volume 1 Pussiez"

by heatgetta April 12, 2009

Flying Branded

When someone is wearing converse shoes, american eagle outfitters jeans, american eagle outfitters socks, american eagle outfitters underwear, a banana republic, hollister or american eagle outfitters shirt and wearing a sweater from one of those places

Yo look at melvin the swagtrician he is looking good today flying branded!

by The Swagtrician July 31, 2010