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fart muffler

A term used to describe an annoyingly loud and unusually large cannister muffler installed on an automobile. The described is usually seen at the rear of the vehicle. Typically seen on Asian automobiles, although rare sightings have been seen also to be installed on a domestic vehicle. The owner is a self-proclaimed "tool" who just needs to "cut that shit".
Hey, did you just see that fart muffler on that car?
Dude, why did you get that "gay" fart muffler?
by BBRX8 October 31, 2009
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fart wafter

Someone that is a connaisseur of flatulence. After release the fart wafter will cup their hand in an attempt to capture the odor and deliver it to the nose much like wine tasting.
I saw John in his office smelling his hand. It looks like he is a fart wafter.
by B warden April 1, 2007
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fart muffler

The act of holding toilette paper over the rectum while passing gas in a public restroom stall in order to conceal the noise of flatulating.
Because the ladies room was full, Erin used a fart muffler to conceal her true intentions in the stall.
by SKN December 9, 2006
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Bus-Fart

The wind a bus makes 10 foot after the bus passes a predestrian!
Jack and Jill are walking home, a city bus passes them and then the bus's slipstream wind hits them and Jill turns to Jack ans says "did you feel the bus-fart" to which Jack says "yes I did"
by Tollywordsmith September 16, 2009
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fart and part

the act of farting before leaving a room
Man: Dude, Greg pulled a major fart and part before he left my house yesterday. The smell lasted forever!
by happytobe May 25, 2009
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Jetson fart

Expulsion of intestinal gas released in a manner similar to the exhaust of the Jetsons' flying car- continuous, but composed of several short, discrete releases- while one is moving, as if being powered by the flatulence.
I just totally Jetson farted my way down that moving walkway, bro.
by Brodium Dudeconate July 13, 2010
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headphone fart

unintentionally farting too loud while in a open space with co-workers without hearing it yourself since you are wearing headphones
Dude: "ah today i let go a headphone fart at work..."
Dude 2: "ouch"
Dude: "well at least i didn't hear it!"
by masterblaster82 September 11, 2011
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