Weapons of Ass Destruction 

1)Anything natural or otherwise painfully inserted into the rectum during sex.

2) Anything used to kill donkeys.

.. She them pulled out a 12" dildo and used it as a weapon of ass distruction.

Weapons of Ass Destruction by black flag May 29, 2004

al desko 

Do you have crumbs all over your computer keyboard as you read the news, do a bit of shopping or book a holiday on the Internet? Whatever happened to the time when our lunch break was a welcome excuse to leave the office and picnic in the fresh air? There are so many more reasons to eat al desko (while sitting at your desk) rather than al fresco.

I have so much work to do... I'll just eat a sandwich al desko today.

al desko by chrissy90 December 14, 2008

Desirea or Desirea 

A gorgeouse baby, girl, woman who has eyes that no one can resist and a smile that stands out. She is outgoing. Reliable and Trustworthy.Laid Back. Has the life of a party. And is the one everyone wants to be friends with. A joy to be around. She is loveed by many and is one of the most beautiful baby, girl, or woman in the world.

Desirea or Desirea walks in the room and everyone smiles and She has over 1,000,000,000 friends.She Is Also Popular.But most importanly, she is loved by everyone

Desirea or Desirea by ZebraStripe July 25, 2011

Destiny 

A smart, funny,lovable girl sometimes she can be a little annoying. Destiny(s) love to get attitudes with everyone . And also destiny(s) love to play with boys heart.

Dayyummm destiny is fine.

Destiny by Derry❤ January 16, 2017

a Desmond 

A slang term in football (actual football not the weird American type with helmets) for a 2-2 draw. Inspired by the famous African cleric Desmond Tutu.

John: I'm going for a 3-0 win to United today mate.
Adam: Nah bro, I'm betting it's gonna be a Desmond.
John: A Desmond?
Adam: Yeah, dumbass a Desmond. Get it? Two-Two?
John: OH! Very witty.
Adam: I know, I try.

a Desmond by sykesie December 14, 2013

Destin 

A white teen who is sexy asf and has a really big dick. He gets who ever he wants cause he's daddy!

"Destin is to sexy, why is he such a papi!l

Destin by Someonewhoisntone December 21, 2016

Desert Vista High School 

The best school in Ahwatukee. Also, known as the school with really hot girls and a small amount of guys giving it a ratio of 10:1. Half the kids in the parking lot have nicer cars then the teachers, which makes it easy to see that the kids get anything they want from mommy and daddy. School spirit is less then mediocre, even when our teams kick ass. Its basically overpopulated with smart kids, and Asians who get perfect SAT scores. And to top it all off Senior year is pointless, and everyone can't wait to get the hell out...

Ahwatukee meets the O.C...but better!:)

Desert Vista High School by Julie and Kim!! February 8, 2005