pokeher chips

Crunchy potato or corn wafers dat you soak in hormones-altering drugs prior to feeding them to an attractive gal whom you wanna "poke"; da theory is dat hopefully da sex-drive-enhancing substances in da chips will put said hottie more "in da mood" shortly after she chows down on said snacks, and thus she will be more willing to let you get in her pants.

I didn't need any pokeher chips when a stressed-out lady-friend came to visit me one summer evening, since she was already "rarin' to go" from da "get-go"... I'd initially tried to engage her in friendly conversation, but she said she really didn't feel like talking much at that time --- "I'm hot, hungry, and horny!" So I solved the first and last complaints quickly and easily (I simply took all her clothes off, laid her back on my bed and treated her to a major bouncy-bouncy, and then shared a nice long lukewarm shower with her afterwards), then gave her a nice big bowl of milk and leftover sandwiches to devour. I guess it worked... she cheered up considerably while she was chowing down, and eventually settled back on my bed and fell asleep --- with both of us still naked --- in my arms.

by QuacksO August 4, 2019

Chip hauler

A person and a truck driver that hauls chips to a paper mill. Most Chip haulers are trashy ass backwoods people. Areas like Ruffin and Smoaks, SC. They try to get all of the pussy in Colleton County. Very nice man

Those chip haulers are taking all of the pussy in Walterboro

by Cottageville cream cake May 21, 2022

spinning chip

Something you say when your friend asks you to make him/her laugh. Note: your friend likes random jokes.

"Spinning chip doesn't work on me because I am immune to random jokes."

by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023

A Chip Of Fun

To add aome sugar to a boring situation and make it fun.

I was waiting for a meeting yesterday and while I was waiting I had to be in this room coleyeley separate from the rest of the office in a scary and abandoned office place. So I decided to put on a play for everyone else waiting too. We all had so much of a chip of fun!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

chipping the wood

the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure

man you seen Ricardo? ''no he must be chipping the wood''

by blackrain3 March 25, 2010

Chips

The best kind of person, everyone loves a chips.

"Did you see that girl earlier? We talked, she's totally a chips."

by alexx09 June 26, 2021

Nigga 1 Chip

Apple's first generation wifi chip.

That Apple Nigga 1 Chip is faster than my Window PC's RealTek chip.

by TheUrbanDictionaryLover109 October 2, 2025