Chipped beef

A broken penis.

My ex husband was working with some seriously chipped beef, man....

by Katest July 26, 2016

Green Chip

A Die-Hard well groomed, and well dressed Banker/Broker/Trader/Investor/Wall Street Executive etc. who is also an extremely sexy, unbelievably smart, and exceptionally talented Golfer. He expands the economy, and moves the country forward by conducting MASSIVE AMOUNTS of business deals at his swanky country club either on the Course chipping for eagles, or at the Clubhouse with fine dining. He can, and he will marry the hottest chick around, and have endless threesomes as well as foursomes with her, and will grow old all-together happily ever after until the end of time.

Typical Banker: WOW!!! Look at that Brian go!!! He's bogey free for the entire day, and how about that sweet deal to offer $0 commissions to average Investors on Stocks, Stock Options, and ETFs, just so my brokers can get twice as much cash via increased cash deposits!!! YOU GO BIG BRI!!!

Brian: HA!!! YEAH!!!! And Alex the Shankapottamus just got served BIG TIME!!!

60% of females in this world: OMG!!! Brian that Green Chip guy is SOOOOOOO CUUUUTTTTEEEE!!!!! He's everything I ever wanted in a man!!! A Ganker/Bolfer!!!! We're definitely gonna take him home with us!!! Are you girls getting hot, and steamy yet for an incredible Orgy???

by B-Vee in Stocks January 11, 2020

Chip

a frat way to say chipotle.

Michal: Yo you trynna get chip?
Me:Ye hold on 10 min im playin tarkov ill hit u up when im done.
Michal: Get yo fatass outside now

by FckBitchesnGetMoney July 19, 2023

chip universe

chip is a universe that was first des covered in 2021 by a group of four sixth graders. they worshipped a circle and while worshiping the opened portals unknowingly. that is when they met civilsus and found out about chip. larkin is now the portal master while emmit and cho are the co founders of chip

im going to go to the chip universe!

by larkin_the_portalmaster July 12, 2023

Chip

Dope lolol

“Yo, Chip.”
“What?”
“You’re dope B)”

by Raptor323 September 7, 2020

chip

short for championship

bro 1: yo you ready for this season?

bro 2: yeah, we're definitely gonna take home the chip this year!

by phillypiano August 30, 2019

chip

A guy who is super cheap and lives to the name of “chip off the old block” because he’s simple a crumb of a man and a crumby man. Someone who breaks your boundaries and says it’s out of love. A person who has lights you into thinking you’re mentally unstable because you don’t want to be with him. Is usually bald and short and has a small penis.

Omg Chip texted you another paragraph after you told him to leave you alone ? Block him.

by maria THA lAST LETTE DEAD November 26, 2021