Breathtakingly stupid

The experience you get when you interact with someone so mind bogglingly stupid that while in their presence you actually find it hard to breath.

Like breathtakingly beautiful…only stupid.

Adv

“Eric’s so breathtakingly stupid I had to get away from him before I passed out.”

Breathtakingly stupid by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

breatharian 

some dumb cunt who thinks they can, instead of eating food, survive by eating/breathing oxygen and absorbing sunlight like a fucking plant.

stoner: im a breatharian!
normal human: wtf how are you alive

breatharian by smart cunt with common sense August 20, 2019

Breathing Eel 

When your poop is so long that the end of your turd hides in the dark of the toilet bowl, and the head of the turd comes out of the water to get fresh air.

Old lady 1... "did you see how big my stool was?"

Old lady 2... "yea, it was huge, but it was no breathing eel!"

Breathing Eel by the magic pooper March 2, 2012

fire breathing 

When you nut inside her mouth and she's breathing hard and you can smell your kids through her mouth

Dude I just smelled her fire breathing last night.

fire breathing by MistaBooboo 7S April 12, 2016

Bretaholic 

The term given to fans of Flight of the Conchords who are especially addicted to Bret.

See Breterosexual.

Swooning girl #1: I just can't get enough of Bret. I'm a Bretaholic.

Bretaholic by helloagain September 28, 2009

Breagh 

Breagh is an ugly, fat pig that nobody likes. Breaghs are usually disgusting, smell, and haven’t showered in a few days. They act like they’re better than everyone yet nobody actually likes them and they’re lonely as fuck. They are usually sluts going around sleeping with everyone or hoes who send to anyone that asks.

“Ew is that breagh, she’s so ugly.”

Breagh by ohhithere October 27, 2019

Learning to Breathe 

An amazing song by the greatest band to exist: Switchfoot!

That I'm learning to breathe,
I'm learning to crawl,
I'm findin that you and you alone can break my fall.
I'm living again...awake and alive...

Learning to Breathe by Delilah101 October 21, 2007