bacon weave

1. strips of bacon weaved together to form a solid structural lattice, maximizing surface area.
2. some greasy haired bitch

God, look at Karen over there. A real bacon weave.

by Karen’s Bacon Weave January 28, 2018

Streaky bacon

Abnormally long vagina flaps

"did you go down on her?"

"Yeah bro, I nearly choked on her streaky bacon"

by Hayhog October 2, 2025

Bacon station

Bacon station is slang for police station

I parked across from the bacon station

by Solaraarai April 11, 2022

Canadian Bacon

A Canadian Penis

I sucked on his Canadian Bacon last night.

by Darwin Ching Chong June 11, 2018

Electric bacon

Electric bacon, better known as a brain. Is called this for its similarity to bacon and being very electric

Hey bro, hows your electric bacon feeling?

Not great

by Heillhálfurheili November 26, 2021

Microwaving Bacon

The act of using mayo packets to aggressively beat your hog to Russell Wilsons dangerwich commercial.

"Did you guys hear about colin?"

"His mom walked in on him microwaving bacon last night."

by Willard24 November 5, 2025

Jazzy Bacon

A slang term for making out with small blonde women.

Jazzy Bacon is mobile

by Basic White Guy November 25, 2021