Boating

The act where your planking and your penis touches and goes into the cool toilet water.

Gilbert G. “Bro! I was just boating and my penis went back inside my body!”

by Water Mellon man June 12, 2018

glow boats

Opposite of "blow goats." A state of bliss. Often used in conjunction with a reference to the classic television show Scooby-Doo. Synonymous with dope, fresh, fly, phat, chillwave and bro-core.

"That party on Friday is going glow boats."

"Say what you will about Tony Danza, dude glowed some serious boats on Who's the Boss."

by gfunkyauplikewut September 21, 2010

Tug boat

To motor boat the butt cheeks

She had no titties to motor boat so I had to give her a tug boat

by Lonestar3000 September 27, 2022

Boner Boat

A term used to describe an extremely attractive woman

That chick is a total boner boat.

by Tha juice is loose June 05, 2011

Boat Hand

A rather robust wiener or penis on a Frenchman in Quebec.

AnakynSky Traker has a fucking boat hand between his legs!!!!

by Mr. Boathand January 07, 2021

Boat floating

When you’ve been drinking the night before , then you wake up and have one drink and get fucked up.

We went so hard last night, this mimosas got me boat floating.

by Yololit July 20, 2019

Boomer Boat

A cruise ship usually patronised by Baby Boomers who enjoy each others company by bonding through "Back in my day..." or "Young people these days..." anecdotes.

Q. Hey John, where are your parents at the moment?

A. Sailing the Mediterranean in a 'Boomer Boat' with a bunch of other entitled geriatrics. Probably enjoying the Diarrhea phase of the cruise by now...

by Pecks 1970 January 19, 2021