I’m Fantastic

I’m fantastic is a huge lie at the person saying that they’re fantastic are mentally losing it and having a live crisis

Friend: how you doing?
You: I’m fantastic

by Mommy_jolie November 7, 2021

I'm a bitch

Something a Riley would say to make people feel bad for them or sad for them only because they want attention or it might be said by someone telling the truth about them

Riley:I'm a bitch
Me:that's why we don't like you

by Dantheman816 November 12, 2021

I'm

I'm is short for I am

I'm feeling great today

by bigblackballz November 14, 2021

I'm gonna take my horse

To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride (Kio, Kio) 'til I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Riding on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna take my horse to that old town road

by darkclaw wolfgod November 20, 2021

I’m 5 minutes away

It means that the person haven’t left the house. Usually still getting ready.

I’m 5 minutes away

by anonymous November 22, 2021

I’m not doing this shit

Nigga, fuck that stupid ass urban dictionary challenge fuck is it 2012

Fuck that shit I’m not doing this shit

by Kurtfkdh November 23, 2021

i’m not much of a dancer

when someone is not giving and therefore insecure and not pussy popping.

amelia: dance with me i wanna build some sexual tension
isaac: “i’m not much of a dancer”

by bigsmellyrheagangster November 29, 2021