Dirty stank ass bitches that don’t run a rag thru it before they have another one all up in it and fuck with other bitches men
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• “I walked into the living room and all three of my cats were sitting in a triangle, staring at me like I interrupted something. I think I found the Council of Cats.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”
by TheRoseThorn August 7, 2025
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Example:
Person 1: Yeah bro, the girl I’m talking to is really cool.
Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.
Person 1: Yeah bro, the girl I’m talking to is really cool.
Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.
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Get the Boots and cats mug.Goon-Goon Catch! Rules are simple, Duck Duck Goose; but your goal is to nut on someone "the catcher" and they have to "catch" the Gooner. You keep playing until you can't. Goon-Goon Catch is a popular game amongst friends, family, and even lovers of some sort.
Hey Braeden let's play some Goon-Goon Catch! with the boys later- Josh
I can't wait to play Goon-Goon Catch! - Prolly me or someone
I can't wait to play Goon-Goon Catch! - Prolly me or someone
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