OMG Syndrome

A disease-like state of feelings which can only be discribed as "OMG!"

Typically occurs when:
1. Ones mind is blown
2. Exciting news/gossip is discovered
3. Something unbelievable happens

Girl 1: "I'm suffering major OMG Syndrome right now..."
Girl 2: "Why? What happened?"
Girl 1: "I just found out that Mitch and Kaylee have something going on!"
Girl 2: "OMG! REALLY?!"

by C3POhbaby January 9, 2010

Cullen syndrome

the longing for something unattainable(could be a person or inhuman object) to the point of near insanity.

inspired by Edward cullen of the twilight seires

a: dude my girl wants to go all the way, but i took a vow of chastity

B: dude you've got some serious cullen syndrome

by Logan-943 May 15, 2009

Garfield Syndrome

eating so much that you feel the need to take a nap when you're done.

"Riley just ate so much food, he's suffering from Garfield Syndrome. I guess I'll go wake him up in a few hours in time for the Charger game."

by TheShocker516 December 20, 2009

Väänänen syndrome

Purpose of life is getting pussy ANYTIME when possible. Also the courage to take the "not so pretty one", if IT is guaranteed.

- "what the fuck is that guy doing? That girl aint that pretty?"
- "well, he has the Väänänen syndrome"

by Christmas spirit 2010 December 26, 2010

Chiuaua Syndrome

Someone who talks shit all the time to appear tough but never backs up their words or always comes up with an excuse.

all bark, no bite

Chiuaua Dude: "Man if that bich ass security guard bothers us ima shove that flashlight up his ass. H e better not even look over here

Security: "hey theres no loitering here, yall need 2 go"

Chiuaua dude: yes sir

Chiuaua Syndrome

by BMwStu July 15, 2010

Shopholm Syndrome

The resulting snobbish attitude of hourly-earning, high-end retail workers caused by prolonged exposure to rich, snobbish customers.

Shopholm Syndrome manifests when you are ignored because you don't look as wealthy as the stores usual patrons, snubbed when you ask for something you don't see on the shelves, etc. All this is contempt for you, the poorer shopper, who probably makes as much or more than they do in some office job.

by bobschriner April 20, 2009

metro syndrome

A state of mind, usually aquired from a long trip on any subway or metro train, wherein the person feels as if everyone is looking at them.

Dale: Hey bro, what took you so long to get here?

Anton: I don't know man, just chill the fuck out and stop staring at me! I've got mad metro syndrome!

by Aaron Michael January 9, 2008