A state of mind, usually aquired from a long trip on any subway or metro train, wherein the person feels as if everyone is looking at them.
Dale: Hey bro, what took you so long to get here?
Anton: I don't know man, just chill the fuck out and stop staring at me! I've got mad metro syndrome!
Anton: I don't know man, just chill the fuck out and stop staring at me! I've got mad metro syndrome!
by Aaron Michael December 26, 2007