Chicago Style Surprise

This is the Chicago Style Blowjob, Surprise variant.
This time, instead of ya girl giving you a blowjob with you dick in a hot-dog bun with mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (But never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a Chicago Style Hotdog), you put your ween in said bun and surprise her (or him, we don't judge) by sticking the Chicago Style Ween in her puss or Bunghole.

I was feeling a little spicy last night, and you know my girl likes surprises, so I gave her the Chicago Style Surprise.

Michael was being a real d*ck, so I gave him a Chicago Style Surprise he would never forget.

by NateTheOriginal June 2, 2017

surprised pikachu

An overused meme, and none of them are ever quite funny anymore.
The meme came from Season 1, Episode 10, "Bulbasaur and the Hidden Village" of Pokémon. It is shown on the bottom right corner at around 3 minutes.

Me: I wonder if I can bend this spoon
*snap*
Me: surprised pikachu

by Someone strange.... February 3, 2020

gook surprise

when a chick blows a gook and he cums in her mouth and she spits it in his face.

that stupid bitch gave me the gook surprise.

by capt. sava hoe aka flava flava August 11, 2010

Danger noodle surprise

When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream “danger noodle surprise”

“Bro I gave that chick from the party last night a danger noodle surprise”

by Mc speedy June 10, 2020

Surprise Sex

Rape, to rape

I got me some surprise sex last night

by drunk April 8, 2003

Shanghai surprise

to shit in a friend or foe's toilet without flushing. Leaving it to be found by the next unlucky soul. Prefereably at the point once discovered, the poo will have deteriorated into a cloudy substance which upon departiculation after initial flushing will release maximum odor.

Dood, WTF is this shanghai surprise in the toilet?

by T3n5oR October 15, 2008

mean surprise

When getting a girl doggy-style, slipping it in her ass without warning; named because its really mean, and one hell of a surprise!

After being slipped the mean surprise, Aisha ran and locked herself in the bathroom

by Sam February 22, 2003