Shit Shuff

When one selects shuffle on their iPod, only to hear a poor endless list of songs. Usually, these songs are least favored on the iPod, or are very unsuiting to the occasion of the shuffle.
Tom: Dude hurry up. Pretty soon its gonna get real hot out. I wanna get this morning jog over with!

Tim: Alright chill out. I'm dealing with a major Shit Shuff right now! All I'm hearing is christmas music and very unmotivational jazz.
by The Big Bad Brandon December 09, 2009
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Economic shit

Taking a crap that is so clean cut, it only takes one wipe
Sandy: "man that one came out clean, I only had to use one square for Quilted Northern."

Bob: "well shoot dang that was one economic shit."
by DairyMilker August 16, 2011
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shit toboggan

Tool used to desend from moutain of shit your life has become
I'll be lucky if I have a shit toboggan left after this divorce attorney is done with me!
by Intent... April 22, 2009
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shit slotting

When you get really mad at someone and shit through thier letterbox

When someone is antagonised to the point where they 'slot' their own poo through another's letter box
'Ah man, I'm so mad at Pablo, so I thought I'd do some shit slotting. Basically I took a shit through his letter box'
by Ragatron December 22, 2013
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company shit

Saving a bowel movement so that you can take care of your business while on the clock.
Mike: Hey...where'd Derek go? I told him to clean this mess up an hour ago.

Randy: You forget...it's Monday, 8:00.

Mike: Oh, that's right. He saves up all weekend for a company shit.
by Skyzza November 13, 2011
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furlough that shit

"Man, I have this huge term paper about the economy due tomorrow. Furlough that shit."
by tdnew April 21, 2009
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Balla' Shit

Mostly Material Posessions, "Balla' Shit" Can Be Anything From Houses, Clothes, Cars, Expensive Fur Coats, Women, Money, Jewels, Etc.
In The Words Of Dave Chappelle: Ladies & Gentlemen, The first T-Rex the the world has seen in 4 million years is happening in my home! That's the most Balla' Shit ever son!
by Mike Moody December 07, 2006
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