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The Rusty Lug Nut

The act of twisting just ONE nut into a chicks balloon knot, then pulling it out with a little doodoo on it and proceeding to drag the poo smear across her forehead.
Bro last night Rowen gave some nasty lot lizard The Rusty Lug Nut, bitch had a 6 inch shit smear across her forehead.
by Bronoun69 October 6, 2023
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kiss old rusty

refers to the color of the human anus
If you don't like it.. you can kiss old rusty.
by fixxer1963 January 1, 2019
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rusty trobone

when a female blows into the asshole of her male counterpart while simultaneously giving him a reacharound(jacking him off) as if she were playing a trobone..a rusty one that is.
Sam enjoyed the rusty trobone Luz performed on him so much he asked for a encore.
by Gus&Sam August 3, 2006
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Rusty Penny

1. Slang term for hand job.

2. The act of one taking his/her hand and stroking the male shaft in an up and down motion until orgasm.
Chris: Oh man, I found a rusty penny on the sidewalk!

Will: What a coincidence, your mother gave me a rusty penny last night, followed by a rusty nickel!
by CockBad February 9, 2010
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rusty screwdriver

an alcoholic beverage consisting of Sunny D and Vodka
Man, I am so hungover from drinking all those rusty screwdrivers.
by cubanluis March 16, 2008
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rusty ear-plug

when a woman is giving a man a rimjob he shits in her ear
While Mrs.Bacon was giving Abe Lincoln a rimjob, the sly devil that he is he accidently slipped her the rusty ear-plug
by flappybob420 February 18, 2008
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Rusty Taco

It's the art of the double dip on a divorced lady who hasn't had sex in years. You do her in the butt, and she has bloody stool. Then, while having tons of bloody shit on your dick, you slide it into her bloody period vag, thus resulting in a brown/red vagina-or a Rusty Taco.
Picking up the last skanky cougar at a bar, usually with wrinkly overly bronzed tits, sporting a Sturgis t-shirt and you wonder how the fuck she burns down so many Marb Reds without igniting her 80's glamour shot hair sprayed pube farm of hair. Also, guaranteed to give you a bj in a dumpster while wearing ass-less chaps that are coated in her rusty taco sauce. She may be missing a tooth, but she can suck a mean hog as she most likely started blowing Hells Angel thugs at age 17.
by Harm Nasty May 3, 2011
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