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Fluffer nutter

When you shit and jizz under someone’s mattress topper and then put the mattress topper back and wait for them to realize that they fell asleep in shit.
“Yea I left her place at 10 but before I left I left a fluffer nutter on her bed.”
by OBlock grippy April 22, 2023
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ABZ Nitty

ABZ nitty (also known as Gareth) Is a crackhead from Aberdeen, Scotland. Gareth is often seen roaming the streets shirtless and asking people for crack money. Gareth also thinks that’s he’s a soldier- as you can see from a tiktok of him saying “stay tuned to tiktok everybody. I am a fucking soldier”, then he proceeds to do 4 pushups.
Person 1: yo it’s the ABZ nitty!

Person 2: omfg no way!!

Person 1: HEYY IM UR BIGGEST FAN!!

ABZ nitty: I AM A FUCKING SOLIDER
by Fanny Flaps 69 July 25, 2023
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Mud Nutt

(n) When a man makes love to the grave of a lost lover in the rain, he is getting his mud nutt.

I.e. Saltburn funeral scene
Man 1: I’m supposed to visit my late wife tomorrow, but I’m afraid it’s going to rain.
Man 2: What!?! That’s good news! Bring some towels… you’re about to get your first mud nutt!!

I’m going to my late lovers grave because I gotta get that mud nutt.
by ShhhlyKat January 7, 2024
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ranked nutter

Someone who plays ranked in a video game for an excessive amount of time.
This guy has over 2000 ranked games, dudes definitely a ranked nutter.
by iwillneverloseEver January 16, 2024
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dog nutter

A person, male or female whom places the well being of their pet or animal over a human being in dating and in life. The humanization of the animal by these people make dating complex. They cater more to then than they do to you, and if you aren't comfortable they seldom care. They are resilient to change.
My dog nutter gf can never stay at my house cuz she has to always take care of her animals.
by G$hustle February 10, 2024
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dog nutter

A person, male or female whom places the well being of their pet or animal over a human being in dating and in life. The humanization of the animal by these people make dating complex. They cater more to then than they do to you, and if you aren't comfortable they seldom care. They are resilient to change.
My dog nutter gf can never stay at my house cuz she has to always take care of her animals.
by G$hustle February 10, 2024
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Harry Nutter

When you nut on a girl while also slapping her with a stick to give her a scar on her forehead to give her the harry nutter appearance
Aaron: hey Harry, did you give that girl the harry nutter
Harry: yeah, she had to go to the hospital
by Aaron_Aaron_Aaron February 18, 2024
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