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Fax Machine

a highly attractive male, especially referring to those who 32k pvp on the minecraft server, 2b2t.
Person one: "ayo man i'd so hit that Fax Machine"
Person 2: "oh dayum nigga sheesh same fockin here mate"
by 32kay December 2, 2021
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Glornops the Nightmare Machine

A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth
Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."
by preeves_ July 8, 2022
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egg bag machine

An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!
Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.
by Eggolus July 19, 2022
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machine gunning

Shooting objects out of your Anus rapidly.....
That stripper machine gunning half the crowd...
by NutrientubusMeaGallus August 21, 2022
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Rage Against The Machine

See: Commie
Also See: Poser, attention whore
Rage Against The Machine sucks dick and hate capitalism
by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022
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Soft Machine

A close-ranged stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 that attacks using it's sword, and attacks its target by deflating them. Zucchero is the stand user of Soft Machine.
ABBACHIO: Watch out, Soft Machine has attacked Narancia!
by johnbeanpotter September 30, 2022
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fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping
Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022
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