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James Keatts

A guy with many values,smarts skill in many things.a man that has exceptional experiance at getting with older women.watch out for him he may be docile though hes a deadly advirsary.
dude 1:hey man that james keatts kid couldnt hurt anyone.

dude 2:i wouldn't say that bro he broke my brothers jaw last week

dude 1:and he slept with your sister...

dude 2:what???
by trivium fan December 6, 2012
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James Rissbrook

A person that has a very ab-normal sized chin.

A condition that is very rare and cannot be cared for.

if you have this disease it may cause people to hate you, make you fat, causes the breasts to sag or penis to shrink, make you drool and can give you a lisp.

Remember this is a serious condition and should not be made into a joke. It can also be contagious so do not touch anyone with this disease. if you have touched someone with this disease you should consult you GP immediately.
omg he's got a james rissbrook

omg, hes definitely getting hit
by needahandwiththat September 24, 2011
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Captain James

A popular drink in bars on the fringe of the gay community. To make a Captain James: one man stands on their hands, while the bartender "mixes" a Sea Breeze (2oz vodka, equal parts grapefruit juice and cranberry juice) in the others rectum. The bartender then hands a straw to the customer...
'May I have a Captain James? And remember to salt the rim'
by Wicket June 13, 2005
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A James Pullniga

A James Pullniga is a unicellular organism that doesnt have the brain comprehension to get good results from any maths tests. Often is found in dank gutters and often takes the form of characters like "heimlich from bugs life" and franklin the turtle. If u manage to slay one of these creatures you will find estrogen pills fueling the existence of diabolical massive gyno milkers. A common trait of these animals are the red dots formed around its mouth (speculated to be herpes or aids from monkey). One of the only mouth breathing unicellular organisms in the universe.
Daddy Donohoe: Eww is that dumpster diving fat piece of shit 'A James Pullniga'
Ethan: It would appear so, it has massive gyno milkers and somehow male genitalia
by pinker 7 incher May 24, 2022
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James VanDerBeek

Someone who always looks depressed or confused.
James VanDerBeek walks into a bar. Bartender says 'why the long face?'
by Goos' Gyrl April 11, 2020
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James Darnell

A fat fuck

Looks alot like Johnny Vegas. Also has some real honkers, huge hongongolagongas some humongous donkoloohoobonkas
by Lusciously licks you May 29, 2019
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james forrester

He's one shmitten fella, hung like a horse and built like a brick shithouse, definitely one to get out the way off or train to take down at a later date
James forrester, yeah i no him he made out with chuck Norris
by Smitten September 7, 2017
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