Human Tissue 

A female who uses her tongue to clean up a man after he ejaculates.

Yo, did you hear about how kinky Damien's mom is? She likes to watch me masturbate then be a human tissue. It's hot!

Human Tissue by Billy Blue June 7, 2009

human spluge 

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

human spluge by Mike August 6, 2003

humanity 

often mispronounced as "Hugh Grant in tea"

"oh, the Hugh Grant in tea of it all!"

humanity by el Sethro March 1, 2005

sub-human 

An individual who prepares the sandwiches in places such as subway or quiznos. This definition is somewhat derogatory but reflects the lowly status of this 'occupation'.

The sub-human screwed up by putting in red onion when I specifically asked for none.........again!

sub-human by Ryd June 25, 2006

human sieve 

human (USUALLY women!) having to pee constantly! slowing down the 'show' to occupy a 'bowl'!!

wheres' t'neequa? -cuttin' her a piss! -that bitch is a human sieve!!

that judy is a human sieve!

human sieve by michael foolsley July 13, 2011

Hgrunt Human Grunt Marine 

Hgrunt is a common name for marines in half life team deathmatch (scientist vs hgrunt)
Hgrunt means Human Grunt

clandude has changed team to Hgrunt
Hgrunt means Human Grunt :P
Marines kill any witnesses of resonance cascade in half-life

Hgrunt Human Grunt Marine :P

Hgrunt Human Grunt Marine by Kebab Removal Unit February 3, 2010

the 'human condition' 

The part of the human psyche that compels people to refer to anything counterproductive or stupid as the "human condition".

"That fly tangling itself up in an effort to free itself is a metaphor for the 'human condition'."

the 'human condition' by Valsprok February 4, 2013