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fat pants 

Stretchy-elastic-waisted pants that women resort to wearing when they can't get their jeans zipped. They are often the result of holiday eating, are dark in color, and usually worn from November 30 through January 10.
"Hi Kathy, I haven't seen you wear those pants before"

"Yea, I put on a few pounds and everything else is too tight so I am wearing my fat pants"
fat pants by bingo-lingo November 30, 2009
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Fat Oppression 

Something that isn't real. Overweight people aren't 'oppressed'. If someone is bitching to you, it's because they are a asshole. Not because you are overweight. Fat people have not had to fight for equal rights, fight to get married. Fat people have never been enslaved by skinny people, they are allowed to have jobs, have kids, get married like anyone else. And if someone does give a REAL life example of when they have been oppressed, most of them are highly exaggerated. You don't hear fat oppression anywhere else besides tumblr. That's because it isn't real.
Normal weight person: Here, try some fruit salad!
Fat person: ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT?! THAT IS SO FAT OPPRESSION!
Normal weight person: No! It's just this is really goo-
Fat person: TRIGGERED! IM PUTTING THIS ON MY TUMBLR!
Fat Oppression by Metal head \m/ August 26, 2015

fat jacket 

The layer of fat on the average North American, both male and female, which covers the upper body. Components of the fat jacket include the panace, manboobs, backfat, and underarm sag. Although the jacket can be useful in winter as an additional layer of warm clothing underneath the underwear, it is more often a hindrance to mobility, flexibility, and getting laid.

The jacket is usually made mostly of nachos and cheese, although chicken wings are often used, and the jacket can be grown thicker through extended periods of sitting on the couch.

The fatjacket requires minimal maintenance, although it must be cleaned relatively often to remove the odour generated by sweat buildup.
1) I need to work out more regularly, because my fat jacket is getting too thick.

2) The bulkiness of my fat jacket makes it difficult for me to tie my shoes.

fat jacket by Duster929 January 31, 2006

Fat enough to bend light 

If someone is morbidly rotund, obese, or even a little overweight they can be described as being 'fat enough to bend light'. This derives from the fact that massive solar bodies like the sun have enough gravitational pull to alter the path of light rays, a process known as bending. Hence if you suggest someone is fat enough to bend light you are implying they have a weight equivalent to a large star, i.e. many millions of tonnes, and hence must be mocked as such.
"Golly gosh, that poor girl is fat enough to bend light!"

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Michelles husband is fat enough to bend light. Let's go give him a cake!"

Fat Chick Mojo

The power of attraction to overweight girls. It turns a perfectly rational man into a bumbling fool attracted to the biggest girls in the place. Once hooked, the mojo will can never be forgotten.
Dave went out on a booze cruise and got drunk. He woke up on someones lawn. In his pocket were picks of him anf a fat girl who was also on the cruise. He caught a case of Fat Chick Mojo
Fat Chick Mojo by D Bills October 9, 2007

fat heads 

A South Eastern Virginia Term used for "Nike Air Force Ones". Mostly used in the Hampton/ Newport News Area.

Also Spelled: Phat Heads, Phat Headz, Phat Hedz
"Yeah, I just copped 2 pairs of fat heads from foot locker."
fat heads by vaballer June 16, 2006