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Shearer's coffee

Shearer's coffee is offered to shearer's during the annual shearing on a sheep farm by the farmer/ farmers wife.

AKA International Roast. The cheapest, nastiest brew served alongside Billy tea. No-one ever actually consumed it so it lasts forever.
Sheep farmer: 'The shearer's are coming next week.'
Sheep farmer's wife: 'I'm pretty sure there's still plenty of shearer's coffee in the woolshed from when your mother used to live here 20 years ago'
by LuckyDay😉 October 17, 2022
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coffee cuddle

when you hold your warm coffee close to you with two hands when it’s too hot to drink. this provides comfort and a brief moment of sanity
caleb: babe why are you holding your coffee like that
brielle: i needed a coffee cuddle while it cools down
by MamaGanja October 22, 2022
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Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee
I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"
by anonymous April 26, 2022
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coffee

coffee is made from a certain animal shit and frozen and chip to pieces to the size of a senzu bean and froze stiff with nitrogen and do not defrost. it is later grounded into coffee ground and poured hot water through it to drink in the morning or to stay away for the beneficial effect of staying up or waking up or warming up in the winter time. it is heated to body temperature degrees like normally shit would be when it comes out of someone ass and drop into cool toilet water and flush down the system. it started in ireland as an fine irish drink but made its way to america and columbia and people add everything to it to make it taste good but some people just like their coffee jet black for some reason.
i got the coffee brewing for you baby, i know how much you love your cup of joe in the morning.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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pussy flavored coffee

hey look down below! it says buy a pussy flavored coffee mug! how odd...
some random gullible dude: :O a pussy flavored coffee mug! how awesome!!

free money am i right
by Dragons Breath May 12, 2022
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mormon coffee

"how do Hosea have so much energy"
"mormon coffee"
by johnnyapplesemen December 29, 2021
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Coffee

Code Word For, "Sex"
"you wan't some coffee" as in You Wan't This BBC
by wickybtw December 30, 2021
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