baby carrot

a small penis, or a name for a man who has a small penis

He has a baby carrot.
or
What did Baby carrot say?

by KellyAnn August 29, 2006

Baby Ruth

This is a trophy shit that resembles a BABY RUTH CANDY BAR. A trophy shit being a shit that is PURPOSELY left in the toilet by its former owner as if to "show off" or "mark their territory" or gross out and piss off the next person who comes to use the toilet.

All the stalls at the movie theater were occupied, except for one, and it had a stinky Baby Ruth in it, along with a massive TP plug. I decided to hold it for 2 hours and then use the restroom!

by Jeff The Janitor June 18, 2006

Baby Sitter

Someone who cares for children from birth generally up to 12.

Or someone who can't behave themselves on the job.

I once had an in-house babysitter named Warren, me and my friend named Joe had a quick 5 minute game of Monday Nite Football.

Warren came out of the office, saw us, and kicked our ass.

by Saints October 19, 2003

baby bird

just like a mother bird would do for her child, it's the act of chewing up food, then spitting it into the mouth of another for their easy consumption.

what are you doing?" "nothing, nothing, just about to baby bird my girl some cookies because she's lazy and wants to eat.

by sassyfrassy July 11, 2011

baby shit

NOUN: A yellowish/greenish brown substance with the consistency of a chocolate milkshake which occurs when motor oil and engine coolant/antifreeze mix together. One may discover baby shit on one's dipstick after blowing a head gasket or wearing a hole in one's front cover. Termed because it resembles actually newborn baby fecal matter. May also be called a milkshake.

At first when I discovered the baby shit on my dipstick, I thought I blew my head gasket, but it turns out my timing chain bracket broke, over time allowing the timing chain to wear a hole in the front cover of my s13. I was angry and sad. I cried.

by Daniy August 16, 2007

dead baby

1.baby that is not living.
2.sensitive subject for cunts.
3.great. insert anytime, any place.
4.fun for all.

You want the dead baby? You can't handle the dead baby!!!

by Mazda November 11, 2006

stinky baby

this is a term of endearment used for couples crazy in love that are way past the early days of whispering sweet nothings like 'you're beautiful' or 'you smell nice.' If you tell your beloved they are a stinky baby then they know you really love them.

andrew, you're my stinky baby.

stinky baby get over here and give papa bear a hug!

by suzyhart November 5, 2007