Flappy Bird

The act of taking the foreskin of your penis and stretching it out and flapping it like a bird.

"My internet went down, and I was so bored I just flappy birded for a couple hours."

by Party Chewbacca January 28, 2014

big bird

a big ass yellow homosexual bird from a little kids show

big bird was taking a shit on a chiminey and his ass cought on fire

by baka_kuso_yarou December 9, 2004

wash your bird

A command used to remind one's young son (who has just begun bathing on his own) to wash his penis

Son: Dad, I'm going to take a bath.
Father: Don't forget to wash your bird.

by Sarahla July 26, 2006

The Bird is the Word

The subtitle to a classic song by the Trashmen, titled "Surfin' Bird."
Most people had never heard of it prior to a 2008 Episode of Family Guy, in which Peter Griffin could not stop listening to, and singing along with the song.

"Don't you know about the bird?"
"Yeah, everybody knows that the bird is the word."

by Skittles135 March 29, 2009

Tweety Bird

One who Tweets about every event that happens to them all throughout the day.

Jim: Hey, Michelle is "now doing laundry"

Ted: Yeah, she's a total Tweety Bird.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 8, 2009

Ghetto Bird

The name for police helicopters that are frequently seen in bad neighborhoods.

Man I was trying to get some sleep last night, but there was a ghetto bird circling around my house.

by Von J November 29, 2007

Surfin' Bird

A song written by "The Trashmen" in the 1950's, which was recently featured on the family guy episode "I dream of Jesus".

Brian and Stewie on the couch, Surfin' Bird playing in the background:

Stewie: "Brian, I don't feel so good".

*Nose bleeds*

by Tazdingo February 23, 2009