Monkey bar ankles

The feeling you get in your ankle or ankles from jumping off monkey bars, steps or any high place, a kind of like shock in you ankle joint you get from landing after a small jump off something. Where you cartilage doesn't absorb the shock from jumping or landing and it causes a jolt of pain through the ankle or foot.

When I jumped off the porch I got monkey bar ankles and it hurt.

by AmlyknoOtha January 22, 2018

Old Bar Pussy

The skanky old women in their 40s and 50s that hang out at trashy old redneck bars that think they are remotely attractive.

"Check out the ugly ass chick over there. Now that's some old bar pussy."

by Myk Massacre August 11, 2015

Minnesota Bar Mitzvah

A right of passage for men in Minnesota. The ritual consists of donning your best flannel, heading to northern Minnesota, finding a bear and killing it in hand to hand combat. After the bear is killed, you must take the blood and rub it on your face. This will stimulate healthy beard growth. When the ritual is complete, you are now a Minnesota man.

I am going to the north shore for my Minnesota Bar Mitzvah

by Flounder89 May 29, 2016

Going jihad on the bar

To drink all the alcohol available at the bar, until there are no beverages left.

Richard and Malcolm are going jihad on the bar. There won't be a drop of booze left when they're finished.

by goingdeep January 4, 2010

Salad bar Christian

People who identify as a Christian, but pick and choose the parts of the Bible they wish to believe. They often ignore those passages that contradict or condemn their sinful lifestyle.

How can John lecture everyone about how he is such a committed Christian and then hookup with so many women. He's a salad bar Christian bro, they do whatever they want six days a week and then act pious on Sunday. unbeliever, hypocrite, religion, Christian, pastor, preacher, Bible baller, pastor pimp

by joecoolthefool May 31, 2015

Bar Room Hero

A man who fights in bars and is renowned by many people as such. Is never scared and always backs up his mates. will fight to the brink of death for his pride.

"He's a legend in the bar with every scar fights a thousand bigger men.." -Dropkick Murphys: Bar room Hero

by DropkickFan08 August 6, 2008

four bars

The unkown three musketeers cousins.

The Four Bars are so much better than the Three Musketeers!

by Neacrock June 21, 2003