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abercrombie and fitch 

An overpriced, overrated, undersized clothing store that clearly doesn't realize that the purpose of catalog models is to model the clothing being retailed, not to exploit and degrade men and women to merely sexual objects by means of covertly distributed porn in the pages of A&F catalogs .....or the models don't wear any clothing in the shoots because they realize they could either never afford or fit into that being advertised.
adolescent boy1: Let's go sneak some of my brother's porn.
adolescent boy2: No need, my sister's A&F catalog just came in the mail.

guy: Didn't that chick who was in playboy once model for A&F?
girl: Yeah, but she didn't have enough money to buy food because she had to buy their clothes....And when she could eat, she wasn't able to fit into the size -2 clothes.
guy: That's cool. She's a lot hotter now that she doesn't look like a popsicle stick.
abercrombie and fitch by Layla February 3, 2005

Abercrombie & Fitch 

People usually relate the store Abercrombie with toned preps. Yes, this is what the company hopes to achieve.
Abercrombie is a store like all others. Its just one of the more upscale mall stores. It's less expensive sister store Hollister targets the West Coast audience. With its bright colors and surf appeal.
Abercrombie on the other hand is designed for the East Coast preps. With a majority of their clothes being navys, gray and whites their motto is casual luxury.
Which it is.
The Chanel of the mall; Abercrombie sells its clothes at a higher price then most other mall stores such as American Eagle and Aeropostale.

Abercrombie also targets a smaller sized audience.
American Eagle and Aeropostale's sizes run bigger and come boxey-er that Abercrombie which makes their clothing long and lean. Many people dislike Abercrombie for just that. But, this is unnecessary. There is no reason to complain about Abercrombie's lack of large sizes and expensive clothes. If you have a problem; just don't shop there.
Many also find it degrading that Abercombie only hires workers that are attractive as their models. This is because they are models in a sense. They're hired not only to provide assistance to customers but to also show those same customers how Abercrombie's clothes look on. They're attractive because the models are attractive.
Because that's what Abercrombie targets.
The college student who is a toned, tanned beauty.
Though, most customers are actually middle and high school students.

Many people don't like Abercombie because of its mentality of wealthy, beautiful preps. Because it is for skinny rich people.
Well, take it somewhere else. Getting angry about a store is stupid. It's not like its really offending you. So maybe you can't shop there because you're too big. Well, they have stores for just big people and nobody gets all pissed at them. It's because people are jealous.

People also think people who shop at Abercrombie are label obsessed. Because they're able to afford 75 dollar jeans with the signature abercrombie design on the back pockets. Or, the moose stitched to each shirt.
Well, maybe they are. People today like identities. Those who shop at Abercrombie do it because they like the way the clothes look and feel; and they're proud of it so they show it off by the Abercrombie emblems. And maybe they are wealthy skinny people. But,just because they are and just because they shop there, doesn't mean they're snobs or think less of those who can't shop there.
Everyone needs to leave Abercrombie and its loyal customers alone. Get a new hobbie.
Maybe you could attack Hot Topic for selling clothes for emo people. Or Torrid for only selling plus sizes.
God, clothes give people identities. And they're about who YOU are.
Each store sells to meet peoples needs.
So please, just leave Abercrombie alone.
Abercrombie & Fitch targets the young, wealthy person who is toned, tan and stylish.
Abercrombie & Fitch by Grace Sasso January 29, 2008

Ambercrombie and Bitch

A good looking person (usually a male) who has a very annoying, standoffish, snobby or bitchy significant other who is usually attractive, but sometimes is not.
Girl 1: Wow that guy is so hot!
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's a total Ambercrombie and Bitch. Just look at his girlfriend!

amberphobia 

The fear of the AMBER or EAS (Emergency Alert System) sound.
I think I may have amberphobia because I feel like I'll have a heart attack when the EAS Alert comes on.
amberphobia by ashler1223 June 24, 2017

amberleah 

Amberleah has the most beautiful green eyes. Most people are jealous of her personality. Amberleah is very creative when she wants to be. Yet amberleah is very trustworthy. But she can be very mean if you upset her. Amberleah has beauty that makes you crave her. Her smile is what makes most her beauty. Amberleah loves to make people smile, laugh, and trust in her. Most loyal person ever. She is clever and brillant to manipulation what she wants. Amberleah is the best lover because her loyalty. Everyone looks at her because she shines bright..
Amberleah is as bright as the color she is
amberleah by Amberleah February 10, 2019

Ambersplain 

A response by a female authority figure after being mansplained that puts the mansplainer in place by showing the knowledge and position of authority by the female. Originating in the IT department of the University of Michigan regarding a Director Amber McKenzie.
John talked to Sara liked she didnt know what she was doing. She ambersplained him and fixed the problem with his code and then put him on call the next three weeks
Ambersplain by UM IT Nerd September 19, 2021

Amberlea 

A merely depressed asf girl, book smart, hasn’t quite found her way yet but she doesn’t give up, finds beauty and meaning in written words the most. Is obsessed with movies and tv shows, she spends all of her free time watching something or reading to escape reality.
Amberlea wishes books to be her reality.
Amberlea by sadscorpio4444 November 23, 2021