by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
Get the Dakota Johnsonmug. Played the lead role in strange things about the johnsons back in 2011, she was well known for her professional acting in expertise of jerking off to her dad
by Sluxreper June 17, 2018
Get the jayla johnsonmug. Where you give a transgender a blowjob and then cumshot in the ears and lick the ears and start licking the crack whilst the transgender hasn’t wiped and you’ve got shit over your face and start tongue kissing aggressively until you feel sick and be sick all over the genitals and stay aggressively sucking on the genital and jumping until they cum and eat all the cum and then you start jumping them until you cum and start licking your own cum and anything left over until you eventually pass out
by Lg49 January 29, 2022
Get the Jojo Johnsonmug. "Dude, I was at a party last night and I saw a chick do a Barbecue Johnson on a guy, looked painful as shit."
by CumGutter9000 July 8, 2023
Get the Barbecue Johnsonmug. a male who suffers from limp dick syndrome
Girl#1: Hey Lady, howd'it go with the guy you hooked up with the other night?
Girl#2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours of him trying to get it up. I just couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
Girl#2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours of him trying to get it up. I just couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
by RedXSadist April 12, 2019
Get the Marshmallow Johnsonmug. A term for someone who spends time effortlessly building large things with his family, whilst also participating in the slaughter of endless amounts of immigrants
VERY DANGEROUS
He's probably behind you while you read this.
VERY DANGEROUS
He's probably behind you while you read this.
by Trentthemysticaldixon December 6, 2015
Get the gerald johnsonmug. When you whip your schlong out, and open a pack in Rainbow Six Siege with your cock. (Made/popularized by Jynxzi)
by zgoosr July 21, 2023
Get the Johnson Packmug.