Circle Jerk

A circle of 12 naked fags, six of them are butt pirates and six of them are limpy wristed fags. The butt pirates do the rounding the limpy wristed fags get rounded out.

That butt pirate went to a circle jerk and gave 11 fags aids.

by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023

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Jeweler Jerk

1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".

Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"

by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013

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LTM Jerk

Limited time jerk like before you have to leave for a big event with friends or family you duck away for an LTM jerk before you leave.

Me - Everyone was pissed at me because they didn’t know where I went when we were gonna leave

Friend- what were you doing then?

Me - Ducked away for an LTM jerk

by poohjad March 5, 2025

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extreme circle jerk

When five guys sit with their dicks out around one in the middle the one in the middle has a pocket pussy and places the pocket pussy on their dick and quickly lifts it and turns to the other guy and repeats this gets progressively faster until one cums and he's out this continues until everyone nuts who ever got out first has to drink the all of the cum out of the pocket pussy

I can't believe I lost to Michael last night when we played extreme circle jerk

by N69gaming September 20, 2022

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