Zoobie 

A zoobie is a derogatory term for a certain genre of people who attend BYU. The term evolved from the word zoo, which was a common nickname for the university in the 80's. Possible explanations for this nickname may include the chaotic, often carnival-like atmosphere of raging hormones and desperate hunting for mates.
A zoobie is the quintessential BYU student. A zoobie is just a member of the flock of sheep. Zoobies don't think for themselves, they are the oblivious morons who roam BYU campus in droves.
You can't tell a zoobie by appearance only, although there is certainly a stereotyped look. Preppy sweater boys and plastic girls are often associated with zoobiehood.

"DUDE!! Did you see that hot girl walk by?"
"Yeah, she's a zoobie."
"Oh, f**k that!!"

Zoobie by boo_zoobz November 30, 2009

zombiefucknuts 

exp. - A situation where nothing, by conceivable thought, can get any worse.

Used when phrases like "God Damn It", "Shit!", "Fuck!", "Holy Shit!", "Holy Fuck!" and "Holy Fucking Shit!" just don't seem to do the job.

Person 1: So...not only are people coming back from the dead as zombies and eating people's brains, but someone is supplying them with outfits of Barney & Friends at the same time?

Person 2: That's about the gist of it.

Person 3: Well...Zombiefucknuts.

zombiefucknuts by Deticui December 4, 2005

zombify-me 

statement by oneself to oneself announcing that you are about to undertake intense self intoxication;

stumbling upon a situation which involves extreme tedium or horror and responding with the remark similiar in meaning to "Oh please someone just sedate me already!";

As I entered the kitchen I saw him reach for the bottle of Green Chartreuse and pour a large shot, and before sculling it down he screamed in a drawn-out disturbing manner, " z o m - b i f - f y - m e !" (zombify-me);

Zack paused 'Dawn of the Dead' before poring his sixth triple shot Wild Turkey, and just as he was about to take a large gulp, just barely managed to groan "Zombify-me";

zombify-me by Zack Bathory January 16, 2008

Zombicorns 

A zombie apocalypse novella written by award winning author John Green, published under a creative commons license.

Zombicorns: because corn will eventually turn all of us into Zombies.

Zombicorns by Nerdfightaria October 29, 2011

Zombiesce 

Having or pertaining to having Zombie-like features; Movement mimicking or displaying the general attributes of a Zombie; Exhibiting behavior becoming to a Zombie

Zed's zombiesce appearance frightens off most small children at the mall.

Tara's zombiesce movement negates the desire to dance with her at most parties and gatherings.

I'd sleep with Anya more frequently if she didn't have such a zombiesce expression on her face when I was railing her with such authority!

Zombiesce by dwpworldwide June 10, 2010

Zombiesque 

Pronounced: Zom-bee-esk.
The delicate art of reflecting zombie like qualities whilst remaining completely (or partially) alive.

Wtf Dave, you are looking rather Zombiesque today, whats with the sagging eyeballs?

Nice shirt Lisa, looking a bit Zombiesque this evening, I like how you look like a corpse but you just flaunt it anyways.

Zombiesque by TheCapedCrudeSayer August 16, 2012

Zombieholic 

A person who is addicted to zombie movies.

A person who only watch zombie movies

WOW! Trisha is a serious Zombieholic. I couldn't get her to watch anything else besides zombie movies.

Zombieholic by Clevertrish1234 January 5, 2021