Someone who scrolls through multiple apps at a time for hours a day putting off everything important and feening for every last drop of dopamine
Jessica scrolled thru tiktok everyday for 5 hours everyday for 4 months. In return frying and killing the ability to produce happiness of stuff that isn’t 20 second short videos. This would make her a dopamine zombie
by Dimes123 April 9, 2023
Get the Dopamine zombiemug. A non or partly-functioning government usually with several vacant ministerial posts and a caretaker Prime Minister, who can only do certain things until a successor is elected. Usually, this is seen as a reason that a general election must be called.
“We have a zombie government and a prime minister missing in action. The country deserves better during this time of national crisis.” - Christine Jardine, Liberal Democrat MP
by Bryn89 August 8, 2022
Get the zombie governmentmug. Zombie Redeye Jet Lag
ENSUES after a redeye flight
Stages of Redeye Zombification :
1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability
6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation
Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
ENSUES after a redeye flight
Stages of Redeye Zombification :
1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability
6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation
Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025
Get the Zombie Redeye Jet Lagmug. The act of typing when experiencing extreme exhaustion. The text produced in this state is typically nonsensical and unorganized, often ending in a random assortment of letters when the typist finally passes out at the keyboard.
It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.
It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.
'what sh*t were you on last night man? on facebook you asked me if I'd ever scissored with my iguana...'
'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'
'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'
by BrandishedFez September 10, 2012
Get the Zombie Typingmug. by the corpser in the rye December 4, 2013
Get the zombie lovemug. A dance move created by the UK rapper S1 you sway your shoulders while you have your arms out, to make you look like a zombie.
by RAPHQ February 3, 2019
Get the Zombie bopmug. by Seth the porn January 30, 2020
Get the Undercover zombiemug.