Zombiesque 

Pronounced: Zom-bee-esk.
The delicate art of reflecting zombie like qualities whilst remaining completely (or partially) alive.

Wtf Dave, you are looking rather Zombiesque today, whats with the sagging eyeballs?

Nice shirt Lisa, looking a bit Zombiesque this evening, I like how you look like a corpse but you just flaunt it anyways.

Zombiesque by TheCapedCrudeSayer August 16, 2012

Zombesque

From the root word "Zombie" Defined as the body of a dead person given semblance of life and "-Esque" an adjective suffix indicating style, manner, resemblance or distinctive character.

Popularized by zombieseatpeople.com, the term can be used in the context of somone is truly zombie like, as opposed to actually being a walking corpse. Of which the undead would not be zombesque because they would genuinely be a fucking zombie, and genuinely want to eat your face off.

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“That guy over there is really zombesque, he says nothing and smells like he messed himself.”

“Wow, she was zombesque when we humped, is was like making love to a maggot farm.”

Zombesque by zombieseatpeople.com December 14, 2010

Zombiesce 

Having or pertaining to having Zombie-like features; Movement mimicking or displaying the general attributes of a Zombie; Exhibiting behavior becoming to a Zombie

Zed's zombiesce appearance frightens off most small children at the mall.

Tara's zombiesce movement negates the desire to dance with her at most parties and gatherings.

I'd sleep with Anya more frequently if she didn't have such a zombiesce expression on her face when I was railing her with such authority!

Zombiesce by dwpworldwide June 10, 2010

zombiesour 

the essence of pure and uninterrupted beauty, like the meadows of heaven.

i am soooooo hot and have cute sexy eyes

zombiesour by me March 15, 2004

Zombiesce 

Having or pertaining to having Zombie-like features; Movement mimicking or displaying the general attributes of a Zombie; Exhibiting behavior becoming to a Zombie

Zed's zombiesce appearance frightens off most small children at the mall.

Tara's zombiesce movement negates the desire to dance with her at most parties and gatherings.

I'd sleep with Anya more frequently if she didn't have such a zombiesce expresion on her face when I was railing her with such authority!

Zombiesce by dwpworldwide June 10, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019