Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

My tonuge wants more but my stomach dosent

When you are eating something that you like but your full and you want more but youre full

Grandma-Alex why arent you eating its your favorite
Alex-My tonuge wants more but my stomach dosent
Grandma-A ok then

by Someoneurban February 23, 2021

Sit where you want to day

You can sit where you want to.. For people in school! Apr 29

"hey go back to your seat"
"But is sit where you want to day!"

by h9eufhq3pwhrf43 April 29, 2021

if you want to study biology in s4

stuff my science teacher says every day and low-key flex her biology sills

if you want to study biology in s4, you will learn more about this

by random ppl May 18, 2021

Baby do what he want

A colloquial term to describe the nonchalance felt by all those who embody the ideology of "doing what he want".

Why'd you take a shower with my sister? Baby do what he want.

Why'd you leave the chat? Baby do what he want.

by SteeleUrNan June 22, 2021

Piss of a wranga day

Everyday is piss of a wranga day make all the jokes you want

Hey wranga today is piss of a wranga day

When you see a wranga PISS OF WRANGA

by anonymous October 18, 2021

Malibu's Most Wanted

A rare example of satire from Generation X, as old as some people might think the movie is now.

Malibu's Most Wanted was one of the few movies that dared to look at things differently than Eminem or Vanilla Ice without being arrogant about it.

by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021