wonderen

1. Wonderen is an American slang derivative of the word "wondering."

It cant be used as follows:

I'ze jiss wonderen wassup wittchu t-day?

aka (or)

I was just wonderen what's going on with you today?

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010

Wondergood

1. (adj) Something that is wonderful and good

That blueberry pancake was wondergood!

Wonderbread is wondergood!

by Cows go mooooo December 22, 2010

wonderwaffle

Wonderwaffle is a person who is very defensive about Canadian culture, and will cut ties with you even if you make a joke about Canadians.

Person 1: I hate Canada!
Person 2: Wonderwaffle is going to get you!

by Chramillson December 11, 2017

Wonderbeaned

When someone gets destroyed in a powerful or unexpected manner. To be utterly obliterated and use unconventional vocabulary to describe it.

Yo, this nibba got utterly wonderbeaned when he was in prison.

Wow. Fricking beaned.

by Dr. Flat Soda February 22, 2018

furry wonders

A Norwegian spin on the common South Eastern Australian saying no wucking furries meaning 'No Fucking Worries!'
It's kinda cute. Like those itty bitty Norwegians..

Frank - hey Bill? I just ran over your dog with my ute mate!

Bill - No furry wonders Mate! She'll be right! Shes an Aussie Kelpie. We breed em tough down here.

by Teadub-ya July 20, 2016

Winter Wonderland

The place your friends told you you were all going that one night in high school. You followed them and they took you to a club. Flashing your fake IDs, you proceeded to absent-mindedly wander into the bathroom and ask, "Is this the Winter Wonderland?" To which they respond, "Not yet." while Whipping out a bag of white powder. they pour the substance over the counter and use the fake ID's to shape them into linear mounds. When asked who was going to go first, you volunteered. Knowing what to do from pop culture, you lower your head and inhale through your nose. Asking once more if you have reached the Winter Wonderland, Jeremy, the hot jock replies "Yes, Yes we are."

The dimension you find yourself in on a cocaine high

"No", said Garrett, but I have always wanted to go back to that Winter Wonderland

by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 12, 2020

10 Wonders Of The Woman

When a man has 89 ounces of viagra and then inserts his penis into each and every one of the woman’s holes. He proceeds to ejaculate one load into each eye, nostril, ear, and so on.

Thomas couldn’t wait to perform The 10 Wonders Of The Woman on his 98 year old fling.

by Mrbuttholesmeller January 6, 2023