dirty walker

when you're sucking your girl's big toe as she twists your balls into a knot and proceeds to stick her foot into your anus making you climax on her dog.

Bro mattie gave the hardest dirty walker of my life, her dog is stuck to the wall.

by Bobby_the_booby_buster March 19, 2024

Wuke walker

The act of looking up at the sky to the lords above on every par 3 and saying “please let them get a hole in one so I can go from coors light to free top shelf doubles”

Par 3 coming up so I’m going to get my wuke Walker on.

by Herbie versmells March 27, 2024

Barbara Walters

The white bitch who outed Ricky Martin against his will. She's dead now, yay!

Barbara Walters: "You could stop these rumors," "You could say, 'Yes, I am gay or no I'm not.'"
Me: STHU, bitch he isn't ready!
Ricky Martin: (Oh shit this bitch has me!)

by Chico chico chico March 27, 2024

moon walker

It's a really good punk nature and alt rock style band listen to their music

Aspiring joker:Did you hear moon walkers new song Regular people? You should check it out.
Wingman372:Sure man just checking it out now

by Urbdicdayismay23 April 3, 2024

Salad Walker

A person at a company, typically in some position of authority, who appears or claims to be busy but does very little actual work.

“Salad walker” comes from the stereotype of the female office supervisor that eats their lunch, stereotypically a salad, on-foot because they are “too busy” to sit down for lunch.

My supervisor is a salad walker. She’s apparently too busy to respond to our team emails, sign off on her paperwork that she tells us to do for her, or even tell us the new policy changes but is always taking time off for vacations.

by SaddestSardine April 22, 2024

Globe-walker

A person who walked on the globe around 900 kilometers to 2000 kilometres

I’ve been a globe-walker along before!

by Bobbytoes April 29, 2024

Alyssa walters

My ex bestfriend or as we would say befristend i miss her so much i wanna know how shes doing and wish i could ask her but i lost her number i truly hope shes doing well and i wish i could talk to her i miss are friendship shes amazing i cared about her very much and i know she cared about me too she was crazy but i loved that about her and i was crazy too we were both like sisters and had a lot im commen but one thing we also had in common was that we both weren't the best at apologizing to people but alyssa if you see this and i hope you will i know how much you like checking your name in urban dictionary so hopefully you will i want you to know i am sorry for everything i did i miss you i still care about you if you ever want to text me i still have the same number even if we dont become as close as we were i atleast just want to know how you are doing

Alyssa walters was my best friend and i wanna apologize for me messing up are friendship

by Deadhuman34 May 26, 2024