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ghetto platinum

When a welfare recipiant(usually black people) go to the store buy junk food, blunts, cigs and anything else except the essentials and they swipe their ACCESS cards. All paid for courtesy of tax payers and job holders
Must be nice to buy all that shit with a ghetto platinum while I sit back and pay for it.
by clitman69 April 17, 2009
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ghetto blaster

An electronic device carried on the shoulder of an illiterate, inconsiderate slob. Its sole purpose is to make white folks angry.
Shauntay got his ghetto blaster on his shoulder today.
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005
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ghetto blasters

homemade alcoholic beverages, often made of mouthwash
by Jake HHLD January 10, 2009
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Ghetto Banking

When you choose to handle all financial transactions at the ATM instead of EVER actually setting foot inside the bank. This can include multiple withdrawals and deposits from various ATM's.
The bank was closed, but Tom didn't care because he could just deposit his check and move funds around via ghetto banking.
by @bigsammy610 May 31, 2018
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ghetto snowboard

A skateboard deck with the wheels and trucks removed, used as a snowboard.
Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.
by Midnight Noon February 28, 2018
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Ghetto-Peak

When some event takes place in total it is a poor event. It becomes 'peak'. However in some rare cases such event has become 'ghetto-peak' which means an unfortunate event turns into a sex party in some form of sick ghetto.
"SHIT HOME DAWG THAT EVENT IS PEAK"Said Hermanos
"NAAARRR BRAH I GOT SOME OF DAT BOOTY, THIS HERE IS 'GHETTO-PEAK'" Replied Manuel
by JasonAalonButler August 20, 2013
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ghetto payraise

When a welfare queen squirts out yet another society-burdening offspring and consequently gets an increase in welfare, food stamps, and housing.
"Yo. you hear Latifa gettin' another ghetto payraise? Naw, she don't know who da daddy is..."
by Lao Zoot June 3, 2016
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