Shock the Monkey

When at a strip club in Thailand. You heat up a coin and watch the stripper pick it up with their vagina. Thus shocking them.

C'mon Tran let got to the girly show and shock the monkeys.

by Bloody El Sid March 7, 2024

Shock Cannibal

A person who eats another person not for sustenance but instead to instill fear in their enemies.

"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"

"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"

by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024

Shocklit

Surprised but in an unamused, bored kind of way.

I am shocklit at their selection of wallpaper. ._.

by sleepingkittystar March 25, 2024

Shock Clit

Overstimulation of the clit leading to general hypo-perfusion causing delirium and difficulty getting off a second time

I couldn’t be productive all day my boyfriend gave me shock clit

by Slutty professionals,MA June 8, 2024

Shockgronking

(Noun) When a man inserts a power plug into his anus while gooning giving him a violent electric shock as he streaks.

Boris was Shockgronking in the bathroom of the Apple Store.

by HoodGangMaster September 16, 2024

Shock Tuah

Whrn you spit on his dick then stick a finger in his butthole.

It was Justin's birthday, so I gave him that shock tuah.

by ProfessionalAvocado October 5, 2024

Shock Tuah

When she uses a gag toy (such as shock gum) to give you head.

Person 1: My johnson hurts so bad.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: My girl gave me shock tuah last night

by mfomari November 11, 2024