When you have the runs and you’re pouring sweat like you’ve been working in 95 degrees on a roof just taking a dump with a big puddle of sweat at your feet.
by Zach17 September 08, 2023
When one selects shuffle on their iPod, only to hear a poor endless list of songs. Usually, these songs are least favored on the iPod, or are very unsuiting to the occasion of the shuffle.
Tom: Dude hurry up. Pretty soon its gonna get real hot out. I wanna get this morning jog over with!
Tim: Alright chill out. I'm dealing with a major Shit Shuff right now! All I'm hearing is christmas music and very unmotivational jazz.
Tim: Alright chill out. I'm dealing with a major Shit Shuff right now! All I'm hearing is christmas music and very unmotivational jazz.
by The Big Bad Brandon December 09, 2009
Sandy: "man that one came out clean, I only had to use one square for Quilted Northern."
Bob: "well shoot dang that was one economic shit."
Bob: "well shoot dang that was one economic shit."
by DairyMilker August 16, 2011
by Intent... April 22, 2009
A shit that takes one to two wipes max to become cleaner than a whistle after dropping a deuce. Takes one to two wipes, absolute tops. An ultimate Christmas shit, however, is when you wipe once and come to realize that the first wipe wasn't even necessary in the first place. The opposite of a halloween shit.
George: Yo mikey, you left like two minutes ago, I thought you said you had to take a shit.
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022
Plumpy shit is a definition of basically, blue colored poop, it also shows that the person ate too much blue donuts!
by Kizz_ May 18, 2022
The act of ingesting something that disagreed with your stomach, resulting with an explosive shit so powerful, that it ricochets of the toilet bowl and lands on your butt cheeks, thus resembling freckles.
Murphy ate the Curry Chicken Special earlier, and it sounds like he has a case of the freckle shits.
by Torra1187 June 03, 2010