Shake and bake

a) The act of making a protein shake and rolling a joint after the gym or any other activity

b) The act of drinking a smoothie and blazing simultaneously

Hey man, wanna come over to shake and bake after our soccer match?

by HansBex October 26, 2019

Shake and Bake

Thrusting in and out vigorously causing much pleasure and continuously queefing in the process.

A dog was doing the shake and bake with a biscut on a rusty bench, more happened after…

by Jackman556 November 14, 2022

Shake and Bake

To have sex (shake) when you get high (bake).

Jake: "Hey girl you wanna come over and shake and bake?"

Monica: "Fuck yeah"

by GalacticFucker January 18, 2018

Shake and bake

When ur in the same room as and guy and they flash there balls to each other

Man we we're at Rob's house and I got shake And baked

by Can't drivesyrightimsogay June 12, 2019

Shake and Bake

The act of one beating their meat while high. It is a great feeling that every stoner knows well.

A: I'm high as fuck rn
B: You should shake and bake.
A: What's that?
B: When you beat it when stoned.

by IG1879 January 06, 2020

Harem Shake

When a shake dances with his wives and other female servants in a harem.

The harem King must be having fun doing the harem shake

by AayushHaremKing February 21, 2018

nic shake disorder

a nervous disorder related to chronic nicotine use. feening or not it can happen when walking or standing and large amounts of caffiene can worsen it

friend: why u tweakin bro, u on speed?
me: no i got nic shake disorder

by lilsamsixty9 May 31, 2021