Salty steve

When a you masturbate until your glans is bleeding then have your lover take a diarrhea dump. You now dip your wounded soldier into the preferably watery pile of shit then roll it around in salt.

Susanna and Andre did a salty steve last night. They are so fucking gross.

by Possumfucker December 19, 2018

salty

(mostly in Vietnamese) being so savage that the "blant" people can handle it.

1) You're beautiful according to your father's standard only.

2) plz don't talk nonsense anymore - be more salty in your story!

by phoebel June 23, 2018

Salty Cracker

Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.

"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."

by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018

Salty Mexican

Its a mexican that is still salty about lose there land

STOP BEING A SALTY MEXICAN

by steven is gaaaaaaaaay May 30, 2018

Salty

When someone is salty they are all serious and dont approve of anything and seem really sour .

Michelle is salty to everything her friend says , Michelle is not nice towards her friend wanting to ice skate , Michelle is a pile of salt basically ~Beccy

by ...........idk March 12, 2017

Salty Dog

When you shoot and the dog licks it up!

‘’Oh yea I’m close’’
‘’Go on cum for me’’
‘’ ahhh’’
‘’ oh look the dog is licking it up’’

It was the most unprepared threesome when I came, and the dog kicked it up, it was a salty dog

by HeezusChrist93 December 26, 2021

salty martinez

When a guy cums on a taco and feeds it to you.

Girl, you look hungry... I'ma feed you a salty Martinez.

by Jomart443 December 11, 2016