"george dear, please pass me the salad cream to put upon the top of my new potatoes"
"I'm afraid I can't dear, there's too much salad gash in it"
"I'm afraid I can't dear, there's too much salad gash in it"
by beroxro October 20, 2009
Get the salad gash mug.Any lettuce-based salad that has strips of chicken placed on or in it. Used to describe a salad that includes chicken while avoiding the term "Chicken Salad," which is more generally used to describe the delicious mayonaise-based paste that is either a topping for salad or the inside of a sandwich.
Dumb Guy: Ooh! Look! Theres some chicken salad in the cafeteria!
Smart Guy: No jackass, thats Salad Chicken. Chicken Salad is the stuff your mom makes for sandwiches."
Dumb Guy: Oh.
Smart Guy: No jackass, thats Salad Chicken. Chicken Salad is the stuff your mom makes for sandwiches."
Dumb Guy: Oh.
by Grizogi January 20, 2010
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worst curse you can get
It starts off with your mom, she starts to just love everything brown, EVERYTHING. then next thing you know your shirt just smells like curry, you try everything to get rid of it but it over powers everything, even man power, it moves onto your pants, your hair, YOUR HAND! every summer you start getting browner and browner, thats sahami's way of getting you in. after you are fully under the influence of sahami curry, you will fall asleep and dream of sahami and his caterpillars on his face... when you wake up you will see him and he will have a bag of curry and he will throw it at you and you will die, this is a warning, beware of sahami . . .
It starts off with your mom, she starts to just love everything brown, EVERYTHING. then next thing you know your shirt just smells like curry, you try everything to get rid of it but it over powers everything, even man power, it moves onto your pants, your hair, YOUR HAND! every summer you start getting browner and browner, thats sahami's way of getting you in. after you are fully under the influence of sahami curry, you will fall asleep and dream of sahami and his caterpillars on his face... when you wake up you will see him and he will have a bag of curry and he will throw it at you and you will die, this is a warning, beware of sahami . . .
dude, erika died from the Sahami Curse
how do you know
they found her body with a bag of curry on it
how do you know
they found her body with a bag of curry on it
by sahamicurse January 25, 2011
Get the Sahami Curse mug.1. A derogatory phrase used to describe an individual, male or female, who is useless, unnecessary, and therefore completely undesirable in any situation. Salad spoons tend to be emotional creatures and lack a good sense of humor. They have the amazing ability to ruin any fun, completely destroy good moods, undermine positive vibes, and totally suck in general.
Nobody needs a spoon to eat a salad, and nobody wants to be around a lame ass salad spoon.
Salad spoons are the modern day version of a wet blanket .
2. A salad spoon moment is any time that an otherwise legit individual has a momentary lapse of gangster and therefore exposes a temporary vulnerability. Referring to this moment as a salad spoon moment is a way to bring comic relief to the situation.
Calling these soft and emotional outbursts salad spoon moments is the modern day equivalent of saying no homo .
Nobody needs a spoon to eat a salad, and nobody wants to be around a lame ass salad spoon.
Salad spoons are the modern day version of a wet blanket .
2. A salad spoon moment is any time that an otherwise legit individual has a momentary lapse of gangster and therefore exposes a temporary vulnerability. Referring to this moment as a salad spoon moment is a way to bring comic relief to the situation.
Calling these soft and emotional outbursts salad spoon moments is the modern day equivalent of saying no homo .
"Yo, you know you're my boy, right? I need you to know that... I love you, man.. You are my best friend, seriously, and I don't know what I'd do without you." / "This salad spoon moment was brought to you by tequila, Marlboro Reds, and the letter D."
"Hey, man. All the homies are going to a dope ass house party tonight. Then we're heading to the strip club to make it rain on some topless bitches. You down?" / "Nah, I can't. It's Friday night so I am helping my mom clean the tubes on the vacuum cleaner, then taking my girlfriend to see the new Twilight movie."
"Hey, man. I was walking downtown when I saw a church on fire, so I ran in and saved one thousand orphans from certain death, then continued walking home. Then I was attacked by a rabid grizzly bear, which I fought off with my bare hands. Now I'm pretty sure the bear is stalking me and planning to eat me alive. I'm only a few blocks from your crib - can you pick me up? I really need a ride." / "Well, sorry, bro, but I really shouldn't be driving in this condition. I already drank two whole fuzzy navel wine coolers while I was organizing my collection of Ed Hardy t-shirts, and it's dangerous to drink and drive."
"Hey, man. All the homies are going to a dope ass house party tonight. Then we're heading to the strip club to make it rain on some topless bitches. You down?" / "Nah, I can't. It's Friday night so I am helping my mom clean the tubes on the vacuum cleaner, then taking my girlfriend to see the new Twilight movie."
"Hey, man. I was walking downtown when I saw a church on fire, so I ran in and saved one thousand orphans from certain death, then continued walking home. Then I was attacked by a rabid grizzly bear, which I fought off with my bare hands. Now I'm pretty sure the bear is stalking me and planning to eat me alive. I'm only a few blocks from your crib - can you pick me up? I really need a ride." / "Well, sorry, bro, but I really shouldn't be driving in this condition. I already drank two whole fuzzy navel wine coolers while I was organizing my collection of Ed Hardy t-shirts, and it's dangerous to drink and drive."
by JenGonzo August 24, 2012
Get the Salad Spoon mug.A person who is classed as obese and yet continues to eat unhealthily. This might mean that they opt for a Maccie D's or a burger rather than a skimming salad.
NB: I think it is classed a disrespectful, so it's best not to shout it at the people in MacDonalds, even if their Salads are really greasy.
NB: I think it is classed a disrespectful, so it's best not to shout it at the people in MacDonalds, even if their Salads are really greasy.
Victoria: "Just a chicken tikka please with soy sauce."
Penelope: "Oooh, Victoria - you don't want to be a salad skipper, do you...?"
Victoria: "A what?" "Um, no I'll have a sider of salad too please."
Justin: "Look at dem fat bitches down dose 'alls."
Jason: "You mean dem Salerd Skippaz at one o'clock?"
Justin: "Yeahhh, Wat munterz."
Mark: "Oh look, here comes another salad skipper."
Peter: "You better cover that juicy burger with a shield of caesar."
Penelope: "Oooh, Victoria - you don't want to be a salad skipper, do you...?"
Victoria: "A what?" "Um, no I'll have a sider of salad too please."
Justin: "Look at dem fat bitches down dose 'alls."
Jason: "You mean dem Salerd Skippaz at one o'clock?"
Justin: "Yeahhh, Wat munterz."
Mark: "Oh look, here comes another salad skipper."
Peter: "You better cover that juicy burger with a shield of caesar."
by SophieBee October 7, 2012
Get the Salad Skipper mug.A quiet girl, when you get to know her, she will be very talkative. She also likes sports, art, and baking. Saamyne is a dog and cat person.
by helloitsastranger December 1, 2021
Get the saamyne mug.A sexual act involving the insertion of ice into the anus while performing analingus. See tossed salad.
by Christophales January 6, 2008
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