Fluffer nutter

When you shit and jizz under someone’s mattress topper and then put the mattress topper back and wait for them to realize that they fell asleep in shit.

“Yea I left her place at 10 but before I left I left a fluffer nutter on her bed.”

by OBlock grippy April 22, 2023

ABZ Nitty

ABZ nitty (also known as Gareth) Is a crackhead from Aberdeen, Scotland. Gareth is often seen roaming the streets shirtless and asking people for crack money. Gareth also thinks that’s he’s a soldier- as you can see from a tiktok of him saying “stay tuned to tiktok everybody. I am a fucking soldier”, then he proceeds to do 4 pushups.

Person 1: yo it’s the ABZ nitty!

Person 2: omfg no way!!

Person 1: HEYY IM UR BIGGEST FAN!!

ABZ nitty: I AM A FUCKING SOLIDER

by Fanny Flaps 69 July 25, 2023

Mud Nutt

(n) When a man makes love to the grave of a lost lover in the rain, he is getting his mud nutt.

I.e. Saltburn funeral scene

Man 1: I’m supposed to visit my late wife tomorrow, but I’m afraid it’s going to rain.
Man 2: What!?! That’s good news! Bring some towels… you’re about to get your first mud nutt!!

I’m going to my late lovers grave because I gotta get that mud nutt.

by ShhhlyKat January 7, 2024

Dog nutter

A person highly obsessed with dogs, a dangerous, disgusting monster. There are dog nutters who take them in public without a leash, in defiance of health and safety laws and are prejudiced against people who don't like dogs. A dog nutter victim blames those who are mauled for no reason. They also may find cuteness in dogs shitting. They have no respect for others because it's the dog before the human. Dog nutters can be some of the worst Karens out there.

Hey dog nutter. You can't bring the dog in here where people tryna eat.

by Sir Carlton March 3, 2024

G-nitty

Good night

“I’m headed to bed.”

“G-nitty”

by NittyG April 14, 2024

ranked nutter

Someone who plays ranked in a video game for an excessive amount of time.

This guy has over 2000 ranked games, dudes definitely a ranked nutter.

by iwillneverloseEver January 16, 2024

dog nutter

A person, male or female whom places the well being of their pet or animal over a human being in dating and in life. The humanization of the animal by these people make dating complex. They cater more to then than they do to you, and if you aren't comfortable they seldom care. They are resilient to change.

My dog nutter gf can never stay at my house cuz she has to always take care of her animals.

by G$hustle February 10, 2024