Ass-Clenching Cold

A state when the temperature is so low, that in addition to you shivering and rubbing your arms, your ass cheeks press together in order to prevent a heat loss from your buttocks.

You'll freeze to death if you go out in that Ass-Clenching Cold Weather!

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

Balls ass cold

Another way to say it's really cold outside

Damn, it's balls ass cold outside tonight

by Tmennie41 August 20, 2016

Stone Cold Hottie

A sexy as fuck guy called James, who just makes all the womens vaginas twinge and is so attractive, women instantly fallen in love with him!

James is such a stone cold hottie that he makes my fanny flutter!

by chlobs May 10, 2022

stone cold winner

When you are a fair and honest winner without emotions and only business.

I'm so jealous of Sam, she's such a stone cold winner.

by Sevensevensevensevensevenseven March 3, 2016

cold wieners In a pot

Wasted potential the most disappointing group of children (little) small brained imbeciles who will never get no where in life

You all are a bunch of cold wieners in a pot
Bob is a cold Weiner

by Theratspajamas February 6, 2023

Cold Ass Pilgrim

White boy that defies all athletic expectations. Speed and athleticism defy all preconceived notions of how he should perform. Gains respect through hard work and humbleness yet will destroy ankles and stereotypes.

Him: You see Kade out there bust that 60 yarder and wreck that safeties ankles?

Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim

by Dustocrat June 7, 2021

cold sore curtain

A large mustache.

“Sam Elliot sure has a wicked cold sore curtain.”

by Timothy McHeyyy April 12, 2022