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Mariana is the most beautiful woman you will ever meet she is one of a kind she is the best she cares for others. She is pretty, fun, cool, smart, and loving. She is the nicest girl u will ever meet u wont regret meeting her if u are in a relationship with her she will try anything to keep the relationship stronger. U will love her i promise. Some times she might be a mad and might ignore you but she will try to fix that and apologize. She is the best friend ever u will lpve her so much
Mariana is cute
Mariana is the best

Mariana is a good friend

Mariana is mah keeper and i will love her no matter what happens😂💯✊🏼❤
Mariana by Keeper ❤💯 March 3, 2019
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The Women On Those Mexican Breast Boosting Pill Commercails. Maria Was Once Not Pretty Due To Her Small Breast Size. She Is Currently Every Guys Fantasy After Taking Pill To Boost Her Breats
Danny: Mira Quien Es Ella?
Ixia: Esa es Maria La Que No Te Gustaba
Danny: Pero Que Se Hiso
Ixia: Se Grando El Busto
Danny: WOW!!!


Danny: Damn Who Is That?
Ixia: Thats Maria The One You Didn't Like
Danny: But What She Do To Herself
Ixia: She Boosted Her Breast
Danny: WOW!!!

Maria by Bilatinoboy March 13, 2009

Maria DLAAG

She is now a proud sister of Sigma lambda Gamma Sorority. She is also one of my bestest friends and we've been friends for now 2 years. She's pretty awesome and I am sure she'll will be glad to be in a dictionary... well, its the urban dictionary... but whatever...hehe. She also carries a bottle of Tapatio in her purse...
"Oh yeah i 'believe' i am handsome"-Joel Garcia

"I totally raped your wall!" ~Joel Garcia~

"Oye maria DLAAG, y El pozole cuando se come?"=Joel
~Los sabados~=Me
"y el menudo"?
~los domingos~
"y los tamales"?
~En Navidad~
"El mole?"
~en una fiesta ~
"y el pavo?"
~en thanksgiving~
"Gosh maria, stop stereotyping food!!"=Joel

"Chile???"=Joel y Lizeth cuando se burlan de mi

" Are you Mexican? How is that going"? Me!
It was hilarious when I said it...

"im actually running for Sexretary ^_^" Maria Aguirre, who seems to be very happy about the 'position'!!

"JOEL im hungry!!!! ^_^" La Maria Aguirre

"Status:Maria is waiting till school starts so she can get her torn but still great DISNEY postcard from JOEL!!!!" thats funny!
hehe

"Tu que te vas a poner manana Maria? - Lizeth Asked
"pues nada"... Ay! maria..
Maria DLAAG by Alonso December 24, 2008
an ugly lanky shit that has big eyes and lips and acts so prestige and thinks everyone likes her. a maria thinks shes all it and is a fake friend she may act loyal to you but she will say things behind your back.
maria by suckstuff March 8, 2019
to be late in any given situation.
sorry i'm mariachi, i got distracted by a singing panda at the traffic lights.

bob, i've got something to tell you. i'm 7 weeks mariachi and i think it's yours.
mariachi by listypoos November 9, 2004

Maria Andrea

Very sad. However, if you get to know her, she is kind and doesn't share your secrets. She says a lot of curse words but is very loyal. She can act very depressive at times.
Me: "How are you doing?"
Maria Andrea: "Bad, I wanna kms"
Maria Andrea by Splendidbore31 October 15, 2018
The MOST prettier girl on the Earth.You will be possesed with her.She loves Marcus&Martinus.They’re very handsome.The girl means everything to me.Without her i will be lost in wide forest.Thanks that you’r still here with me.I don’t wanna lose you my bby.❤️❤️
Mariana is the best girl you will meet.
Mariana by YouDon’tKnowMe January 1, 2019