masturbation elbow

overdoing a good thing

masturbation elbow:

how'd ya hurt your it?
too much fun

by asparagus nerd June 25, 2010

Mashhood

A strong and handsome individual.

Another meaning: evidence, or bare witness of.

Hey, that guy is soo Mashhood

by the handsome one July 24, 2011

massage therapy

A euphemism for the sex services provided at a rub and tug massage parlour. Often used to deceive people who are not in the know, like your stupid fat bitchy boss.

Sorry, Boss, I'd love to come to that meeting but I gotta leave work early for a massage therapy appointment.

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

Bloodmouse Mass-Grave

That weird, rectangular container found next to the toilet in your office? The one that smells faintly of iron? That's a Bloodmouse Mass-Grave. The place where ladies throw their spent Dracula's Teabags. In the war on menstruation, there are many casualties, so let us spare a thought for all those Bloodmice who have met a sticky end so that women can wear white pants while queefing Clots in the workplace.

One time at work, I went to the bathroom to take a shit, when I slipped on a puddle by the sink... I crashed head-first into the Bloodmouse Mass-Grave and caused the contents to spill over me.... I looked like "Swamp-Thing", if he'd been painted dark-red. To make matters worse, I was persued by bears all the way home...

by Poppa Boogaloo January 8, 2012

japanese face mask

A seris of cum from multiple sources alloted all over a girls face until her face resembles japanense face paint primarly female face paint.

So when Gus came home and he had that bag of hot arby's it brought back a memory of when he asked a girl if she wanted to clear some acne with a japanese face mask ;)

by Broc Nielsen October 12, 2009

Master

The dominant person in a D/s or BDSM relationship. Also refered to as the Top, Dom, Domme.

Riprap is serenity's Master, whom she loves and obeys without question.

by RipRap September 16, 2004

Masterbation

Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami

Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer

I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation

by Big baller 2000 January 18, 2016