5:30 Johnson

The 5 o'clock shadow on your balls after you shave them.

She had tongue rash from his 5:30 Johnson.

by Aphelion_Blue January 19, 2015

Johnson

slang for penis

Yo I heard she was begging for that sweet Johnson tip!

by Benthe_epicgamer May 8, 2022

Ma johnson

Noun

to refer to ones penis without context. Inserted randomly in a conversation.

Person A: hey where do you want to eat.
Person B: Ma johnson.

by glub_tubbus_wepple July 12, 2024

closet johnson

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men

"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"

by closet johnson January 18, 2009

Jaden Johnson

Someone who is absolutely perfect in my eyes and deserves the world. I love him with my whole heart.

I love him
Jaden Johnson

by Cockroachesandpeanuts November 23, 2021

Keena Johnson

The hottest stripper out there. You say her name and she’s “twerking”.(it’s more like an older lady trying to dance)

Have you heard of that new stripper keena Johnson

by There is nothing available August 18, 2021

The Johnson Effect

The ability to make the absolute worst decision every single time. Named after the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

The Johnson Effect: when you could have had a smaller lockdown for a short period of time but instead you chose to do nothing and now the whole country is screwed.

by FlangeManger October 30, 2020