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Tahir Johnson

Good rizz, in second most rizz in his class Jollof warrior
by Tahir Johnson September 27, 2022
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Patrick Johnson

In a bipartisan relationship, the act of enforcing a belief system between both individuals which seeks only to fit the needs of production, usually - to fill the needs of the controlling party's sexual desires (see fetishized capitalism, systematic sexual dysmorphia)
The whole time, I was unaware that his desire to Patrick Johnson me, far outweighed the needs of mine.
by big_hungoids January 25, 2022
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Johnsonitis

yea man the doctor told me i got Johnsonitis.. i think it’s terminal
by YoungPrawn October 4, 2022
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Olliver James Johnson

Oh my lordy lord is that olliver Claims he's gonna beat be and never does ;( such a chadsterling. Randomly barks beware he bites. Definitely shaves his asshole. Like rebel boy skips class for 5 minutes silly goose.
"Olliver James Johnson" said his mother when he was born. Shame
by SmokWheed420 November 15, 2022
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Bartholomew Johnson

Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup
Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.
by Xojojonoss May 26, 2022
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One of Elias’s many names he goes by in highschool. Some might say he’s more buff than meets the eye.
-Dude Dwayne “The RockJohnson is so cool

-Honestly I would hit it
by Daddy Sin October 4, 2021
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Johnson

Johnson nickname for your penis
Is your name Johnson as in Johnson?
by stinkypickle May 30, 2018
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