had a jacket

Prior criminal conviction

They arrested me for a crime I didn’t commit because I had a jacket.

by Lucky7373 June 4, 2021

Eren_Jeagers_Jacket

Eren is the the best person I could ever ask for- he’s so kind and loving and makes me feel so cared for <3 He really is great and you should totally be friends with him- ily Eren :))

Eren_Jeagers_Jacket- the coolest person you’ll ever meet

by Niccolos.Wine.Bottle December 27, 2021

Bmore straight jacket

Bmore born to permanently end up in a rubber padded cell. The Asylum is waiting. You know your crazy and so do they. The Pratt awaits.

That asshole is a looney tune. He's a fucking Bmore straight jacket.

by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022

wet pressure jacked

when a guy has to piss and a woman squeezes his waist with her legs until he pisses then jerks him off

He got wet pressure jacked when his jealous girl friend squeezed the piss out of him with her hot thighs and jerked him off

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Hiding inside a jacket

means you fuck a crazy amount of dudes

"Lukas is Hiding inside a jacket again"

by chileinsupremecy1914 April 26, 2022

Yak Fur Jacket

Jackets or coats made out of cheap fur from Sardinia, Italy made to look like real fur to confuse average Italian Americans on the Jersey Shore.

Yo that guy Marco loves his Yak fur jacket. He even tried to get his boss to buy one. What a fool

by BobbyBrownGoinTown December 27, 2023

The Alabama Jackrabbit

The sexual act of hunting rabbits, stuffing them then using them as a sex tool.

Wow Bungledash thanks for hunting that rabbit! Now we can use them for The Alabama Jackrabbit!

by DA Big curly July 20, 2024